Announcements [Sunday]

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

Dolores Umbridge never takes a day off. Perish the thought.

First thing in the morning, there are signs decorating every corridor of both the school and dormitories.



Educational Decree #1

Any person, whether they be student, faculty or staff, caught using language that is not up to the Headmaster's standards on the radio will be punished as the offense allows.

Radio reporting will be restricted to reporting the day's events in a straightforward and serious manner.

Any person caught disregarding this decree will be punished as the Headmaster sees fit.

[OOC: And here's the first decree! Radio people, feel free to either outright disregard this or use aliases or anything else you think might foil Umbridge. If you'd like to be punished, she will punish you in some way. Feel free to react. I'm only posting this here so as not to spam but please assume this was posted in the dorms as well.]

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[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim ruptured a spleen laughing and then died.

At least, that's what he was going to report on Thursday.