Announcements [Sunday]

[umbitch.livejournal.com]

Dolores Umbridge never takes a day off. Perish the thought.

First thing in the morning, there are signs decorating every corridor of both the school and dormitories.



Educational Decree #1

Any person, whether they be student, faculty or staff, caught using language that is not up to the Headmaster's standards on the radio will be punished as the offense allows.

Radio reporting will be restricted to reporting the day's events in a straightforward and serious manner.

Any person caught disregarding this decree will be punished as the Headmaster sees fit.

[OOC: And here's the first decree! Radio people, feel free to either outright disregard this or use aliases or anything else you think might foil Umbridge. If you'd like to be punished, she will punish you in some way. Feel free to react. I'm only posting this here so as not to spam but please assume this was posted in the dorms as well.]

Comments

[smartestone]

Hermione wasn't surprised at all to see these popping up already in the dorms. And there was even a muttered, "Oh, that'll go over well with the pirate radio staff," as she passed by.

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Savannah read the decree,and then burst out laughing, having to lean against the wall until she was done.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely's response was a hearty "Yarr!"

Pirate, after all.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"About time," Turtle responded importantly as she read the decree. "Radio has always been serious business."

It's just Turtle's idea of serious business was delightfully skewed. However, feeling this decree had no impact on her reporting style, she went on her merry little serious way.

[likethegun]

Sam tried to imagine Barbossa using proper language and snickered to himself. This was not going to go over well.

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Vala studied the decree very carefully for several minutes, trying to find the loopholes.

Then she started chuckling to herself as she walked away.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy likewise began to laugh. "Oh, yeah right!" he chortled. "She, *giggle* you're the principal of the school Ma'am. *snicker* Not the *bleep*ing mayor of the town."

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim ruptured a spleen laughing and then died.

At least, that's what he was going to report on Thursday.

[ismyhairout.livejournal.com]

Hades stopped, read the notice and sauntered on to his office.

[henryoredward.livejournal.com]

Edward stopped to look at the poster. "Damn, that's strict." Then he moved on.