Hastily-lettered sign on library door

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Wanted: 1-2 Library Assistants. Responsible students only. Prefer non-weapons-bearing.

Apply TOMORROW, Sept. 8th within.

Once more into the breach, etc, etc.

Comments

[yuuko-sama.livejournal.com]

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pardon me, sir... but would assistants be permitted use of the restricted volumes and references in the library...? *sly-suru* if that is the case, then i would be delighted to help. *spreads arms dramatically* and as you can see...i am indeed unarmed at least in the realm of physical weapons, that is... please do let me know and i'll come back to apply tomorrow. *bows* thank you for your time.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Heyyy, Mr. Librarian.

Define weapons. Define "responsible." Define 'assist.'

I like books, I like ordering people around, and I have a brown belt in karate and I'm not afraid to use it.

Anything else you need to know?

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[valehero.livejournal.com]

*reads the notice* ...Well, I can't take this job then. *turns to Librarian* Out of curiosity, why do you say no weapons?

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

*makes a note to be up early tomorrow to apply*

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

12:30am Mountain Daylight Time
*slips paper under door of Library*

My name is Deirdre. I am seventeen. I am seeking to obtain the position of Library Assistant.

I have no weaponry, physical or otherwise. Well, ok, I know how to use a dagger, but I promised to leave it in a safe place, ie:not on my person. Father took it away from me.

I enjoy books and learning and was a frequent visitor to my family library at home, it is rather large and has many volumes including rare books from seldom visited Shadows, er, that is, exotic places. My family does like to collect books. I am ever so good at taking care of books and not letting my brothers bleed on them.

I am a night person for the most part, so I could help out with weekend days and late night library patrons. I would be happy to open the Library on weekends at 9am (Mountain Time) for a 6 hour block on Saturday and a 12 hour block on Sunday. (ooc: I work during those times and have web access then.)

I hope that I can be helpful to you in your work. Thank you kindly for your consideration.

*Signed in pretty cursive*
Deirdre of Amber

at 10:48 am on Thursday Sept. 8

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

*checks watch for what is probably the 10th time in as many minutes. shifts from foot to foot waiting for the professor to show up to give him his application for library assistant*