Hastily-lettered sign on library door

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Wanted: 1-2 Library Assistants. Responsible students only. Prefer non-weapons-bearing.

Apply TOMORROW, Sept. 8th within.

Once more into the breach, etc, etc.

Comments

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[valehero.livejournal.com]

*reads the notice* ...Well, I can't take this job then. *turns to Librarian* Out of curiosity, why do you say no weapons?

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[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

I'm allergic to them. My library, my rules.