http://prof-methos.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] prof-methos.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-07 12:30 pm
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Hastily-lettered sign on library door

Wanted: 1-2 Library Assistants. Responsible students only. Prefer non-weapons-bearing.

Apply TOMORROW, Sept. 8th within.

Once more into the breach, etc, etc.

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Heyyy, Mr. Librarian.

Define weapons. Define "responsible." Define 'assist.'

I like books, I like ordering people around, and I have a brown belt in karate and I'm not afraid to use it.

Anything else you need to know?

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*bats eyelashes* Just trying to show initiative, sir.

I'll see *you* tomorrow.

*saunters out*