Hastily-lettered sign on library door

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Wanted: 1-2 Library Assistants. Responsible students only. Prefer non-weapons-bearing.

Apply TOMORROW, Sept. 8th within.

Once more into the breach, etc, etc.

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Heyyy, Mr. Librarian.

Define weapons. Define "responsible." Define 'assist.'

I like books, I like ordering people around, and I have a brown belt in karate and I'm not afraid to use it.

Anything else you need to know?

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Here's a hard one: define TOMORROW.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*bats eyelashes* Just trying to show initiative, sir.

I'll see *you* tomorrow.

*saunters out*