Lunch - Monday - 5/14

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The Chef looked positively giddy about working near the cabins. He loved the great outdoors. Das Schnitzel was the outdoors-y type too. She was in a corner whittling...something.

"Guud murneeng stoodents! I em su gled tu be-a beck et vurk! In zee ooootduurs! Veet noo stoodents!"

Tudey's Menoo:

-Cheeseboorgers

-French Freees

-Seled

-S'Mures

((For newbies: This is where you eat...lunch. Yep. Mingle, eat, emo. Whatever. The Chef is insane but luckily he's got his talking chicken, Das Schnitzel to balance out his crazyness with normality. If you ever want anything specific for lunch or want to play out a scene with the Chef e-mail me at heyjude2187@aol.com))
((Oh, and there will be s'mores for dessert until they are out of the cabins. Because the Chef likes making them))

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[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"We have a haunted house?" Buffy asked, interested. "I thought it was just the huge mansion that was haunted. Who's your Big Brother?"

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Dean? And it's, uh." She snickered, a little embarassed. "The ex-brothel. Or so he said. I don't think he was lying about that... the mansion's haunted too? Whoa."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Dean Winchester? I know him! I used to date his brother," Buffy grinned. She paused. "His brother is now dating my sister from another universe. Or parallell. Or something. He probably wasn't lying about the brothel. At least, there used to be one."

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Ummmmmm what?" Charlie paused with her sandwich half-way to her mouth, staring at Buffy. "Parallel universe? Is this like that lots-of-futures thing Alec told me about?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"It might be? I don't really understand it," Buffy admitted. "But in Dawn's world, she has a bigger me without boobs who's her big sister, but I don't have a Dawn in my world yet. So." She waved her fork vaguely. "You've met Alec already? Did he take his shirt off at you?" Buffy grinned.

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Noooo," Charlie giggled, "It was already off when I walked up and said hi, thinking he was Dean. They're both really kind of-- and then there was Tannim and Adam and-- are all the guys on this Island terminally cute, or what?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy considered the question over a bite of her burger. She nodded happily. "U-huh! Isn't it cool? Usually we can get them to kiss if we throw glitter on them, but I tried it on Karal yesterday and it didn't work." She frowned. "But Willow on the radio said it took at least 24 hours, so maybe I'll just have to try again."

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"You can get boys to kiss by throwing glitter on them." Charlie considered. "Does that really work for everyone? Seriously?"

And she's not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, because, won't that mean there's no chance they would want to kiss her? Not that would've wanted to before, maybe, but still.... "It's not a permanent thing, right?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure if it works for everyone. It's worked on the ones I've tried it on, except Karal." Of course the ones she'd tried it on had usually involved Alec somehow. "Nah, it's not permanent, just fun!"

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Cool." Because aside from entertaining, spontaneous kissage is pretty! "I really, really like this Island." She took another sip of her shake, then asked, "What workshops are you taking? I just have Mercenary Work with Professor... Deadpool. Is that really his name?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Nothing today," Buffy said happily. "I'm not sure if it is his name, but that's what everyone calls him. I had Driver's Ed with him, and he didn't fail me!"

This didn't mean that she was ready to drive a car anywhere, but Buffy thought it did.

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"That's good to know," Charlie said, looking hopeful. "I didn't really sign up for his class, I was just assigned to it. If he's cool with it maybe I won't be in too much trouble, then." She cocked her head. "Do you get to drive other places much? Because from what I could see, nowhere to do it around here."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"No, but there is, like, this room that can be pretty much anything..." Buffy trailed off, squinting at Charlie. "You know what? Ask Dean or someone to explain it instead. I'll just end up confusing you. No, wait! Do you watch Galaxy Quest?"

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Sometimes, yeah," Charlie admitted slowly, hoping this wasn't a test for geekhood that she was about to flunk. "I like the Security Guy." And the idea of leaving the planet, too. "Why?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Okay, have you seen those episodes where they have this room that they make up to look like a play or the past or whatever? Well, the room up at the school is like that. If, you know, it's still there," she added after a moment.

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Awesome! Oh, wow, have you ever had it change around so you're somewhere really cool? Like Los Angeles, or Paris or something? Or New York City?" Sometimes she really missed New York, even though they'd only lived there six months. "And that's where you learned to drive, in that hologram-type-room?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"No, nowhere really cool," Buffy said sadly, picking up her burger again. She took a bite, nodding to the last part Charlie'd said. "Yup, and there were, like, bumper cars once!"

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"So, cute guys, and aliens, and people with superpowers, and hologram rooms, and classes on being a mercenary, and haunted houses," Charlie said, listing off all the things about Fandom that she liked. "I so lucked out this summer. What's the downside? Aside from invasions, I guess."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Umm... You really don't wanna piss off the teachers 'cause they really could kill you?" Buffy suggested. "And sometimes the furniture comes alive."

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"...ack?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"They aren't allowed to kill us though," Buffy hastened to reassure Charlie. "Just give us detention."

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"I'm almost afraid to ask what that's like," Charlie said, looking disturbed. "And the furniture is alive? How does that work, some kind of, I don't know. Weird scientific breakthrough?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"I don't know, but according to the radio, Seely has detention, like, all the time, so you should ask him," Buffy said. "And I dunno how it's alive. It only happens sometimes. A girl down my hallway had her door come alive and refuse to let her back in to her room. It was a really mean door too!"

[girlzippo.livejournal.com]

"Okay, Seely," Charlie said, determined to find that guy and ask. "And-- wow. I think this is the first thing someone's mentioned where I just... yeah, I have no point of reference for that at all." She sat there and boggled for a minute, then asked something that had been bugging her: "How come no one knows about all the craziness here? Wouldn't you think it would make the news?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy shook her head. "First of all, who'd believe you? And second, I think the island sort of protects itself about that kind of thing. Don't ask me how."