ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-04-17 12:10 am

Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 4/17

The classroom had all the chairs cleared out this morning, leaving a rug with a TV playing a movie, a couple of cozy coupe and a few big wheels to keep the kids entertained. There were two kids sitting on Deadpool's desk, one was giving the entire class as disdainful look because she was so much cooler than any of them. The other tried to look the same but ended up grinning a lot.

Deadpool stepped forward and started to talk. "So! You all have your final coming up soon and you know what that means." A pause.

"That they're all gonna fail?" The girl asked.

"No, they're not all going to fail," Deadpool replied, much to her dismay. "It means that today is a blow off day during which we all pretend to study for the exam. Here's a hint kiddies, if you didn't crash the car, you'll probably pass the final. Whether or not you pass at the DMV is up to you."

The little boy disappeared halfway through this to go play on top of one of the cozy coupes. "KARYUU, GET DOWN BEFORE I GET PUNCHED BY ARASHI FOR GETTING YOU A CONCUSSION."


[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Kid? Might be trying to freak her dad out. Just a little.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Orden was totally rocking out his big wheel and started riding up by Kid to get her attention because he had a big wheel and was an emporer and had a girlfriend, and therefor he was cool, and Kid seemed cool so she should recognize that.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid was not impressed by any emperor. She was a freelancer and that was way cooler than anything some baby could be.

...but the big wheel was neat.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi," Orden said as he sidled his big wheel up to Kid.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid nodded like the cool freelancer that she was. "Hi."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This girl had a really cool nod. "I'm Orden!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"The big guy in red your dad?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid looked over at Deadpool, who was dragging Karyuu off the car again. "Yeah. An' he's the coolest dad ever." She glared at Orden, daring him to contradict her.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Orden gave Kid a very skeptical look because, while her dad was kind of cool and superhero-y, was he an emporer like his Daddy? Probably not. Or a con-cube-bine, like his Papa? Orden didn't know what that meant, but if it was Papa Chad, it had to be cool.

But he didn't say anything, because he knew from Bailey yesterday that girls got mean when they talked about their dads.

"My dad's the big guy in the pink shirt." He pointed, as though he could be easily missed.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid looked for someone taller than her mom at that description. Did he mean the dark guy?

"He's not big. My mom's bigger than him."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Really?" Orden sounded impressed. "Is she bigger'n a house?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid rolled her eyes. "No, don't be stupid. She's a Spartan. I'm gonna be big like her too someday."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Orden was trying really, really hard not to pout at the eye-roll. It could be true, a mom as big as a house... "I wanna be big like my daddy and papa, too. Maybe bigger," he added, since Kid clearly wasn't impressed by Papa Chad's size.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid as mildly impressed. "Are you Spartan too?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nope. I'm Skrull." Orden posed importantly.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The important pose was lost on Kid. "Wazzat?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alien!" He explained happily, not one to hold other people's ingornance against them like some people. "An' I'm gonna be their Emporer one of day like my Daddy!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] merc-brat.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Kid looked over at Chad again. "He's an alien emperor?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[identity profile] senorhulko.livejournal.com 2007-04-17 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Orden shook his head. "No, that's Papa. Daddy is an alien emperor; Papa's a con-cue-bine."