fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

The classroom had all the chairs cleared out this morning, leaving a rug with a TV playing a movie, a couple of cozy coupe and a few big wheels to keep the kids entertained. There were two kids sitting on Deadpool's desk, one was giving the entire class as disdainful look because she was so much cooler than any of them. The other tried to look the same but ended up grinning a lot.

Deadpool stepped forward and started to talk. "So! You all have your final coming up soon and you know what that means." A pause.

"That they're all gonna fail?" The girl asked.

"No, they're not all going to fail," Deadpool replied, much to her dismay. "It means that today is a blow off day during which we all pretend to study for the exam. Here's a hint kiddies, if you didn't crash the car, you'll probably pass the final. Whether or not you pass at the DMV is up to you."

The little boy disappeared halfway through this to go play on top of one of the cozy coupes. "KARYUU, GET DOWN BEFORE I GET PUNCHED BY ARASHI FOR GETTING YOU A CONCUSSION."

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"I'm Kid."

"The big guy in red your dad?"

Kid looked over at Deadpool, who was dragging Karyuu off the car again. "Yeah. An' he's the coolest dad ever." She glared at Orden, daring him to contradict her.

Orden gave Kid a very skeptical look because, while her dad was kind of cool and superhero-y, was he an emporer like his Daddy? Probably not. Or a con-cube-bine, like his Papa? Orden didn't know what that meant, but if it was Papa Chad, it had to be cool.

But he didn't say anything, because he knew from Bailey yesterday that girls got mean when they talked about their dads.

"My dad's the big guy in the pink shirt." He pointed, as though he could be easily missed.

Kid looked for someone taller than her mom at that description. Did he mean the dark guy?

"He's not big. My mom's bigger than him."

"Really?" Orden sounded impressed. "Is she bigger'n a house?"

Kid rolled her eyes. "No, don't be stupid. She's a Spartan. I'm gonna be big like her too someday."

Orden was trying really, really hard not to pout at the eye-roll. It could be true, a mom as big as a house... "I wanna be big like my daddy and papa, too. Maybe bigger," he added, since Kid clearly wasn't impressed by Papa Chad's size.

Kid as mildly impressed. "Are you Spartan too?"

"Nope. I'm Skrull." Orden posed importantly.

The important pose was lost on Kid. "Wazzat?"

"Alien!" He explained happily, not one to hold other people's ingornance against them like some people. "An' I'm gonna be their Emporer one of day like my Daddy!"

Kid looked over at Chad again. "He's an alien emperor?"

Orden shook his head. "No, that's Papa. Daddy is an alien emperor; Papa's a con-cue-bine."

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