Library, Monday [4-9]

[agentthepaper]

Yomiko opened up the library as usual, carrying a box of pastries from Jeff, God of Biscuits' for the library aides or any news squirrels who might happen by.

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Fourth Period

[agentthepaper]

In her files on Special Collections, Ms. Readman found a folder labeled 'warning system' with lots of color-coded stickers and a sheet of paper with the following printed on it:

Black: for so many reasons
Red: may cause grievous bodily harm/death to reader
Blue: may cause minor bodily harm to reader
Brown: may transform reader into animal
Green: may transform reader into plant
Grey: may transform reader into mineral
Orange: may transform reader into something else
Purple: may cause undue psychological/emotional distress to reader
Pink: may temporarily alter reader’s sexuality
Yellow: may act as a dimensional portal

The list was initialed 'SZ H-S'

"Well, that's very helpful," Yomiko muttered. After due consideration, she slapped two large rectangular stickers, orange and purple, across the spine and covers of the book, forming an 'x'.

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A tumbleweed rolled in and observed the stickers. They were very shiny.