fandomhigh | Detention, Saturday Morning, April 7

When the students filed into the Danger Shop this morning, they'd notice Fraser standing at attention near the front of the room. The names of those with detention were neatly displayed in plain view.

~~Alec~~
~~Rikku~~
~~Seely Booth~~
~~Hamlet Dane~~
~~Jim Ellison~~
~~Zero Hopeless-Savage~~
Ranma Sao

"Good morning everyone," Fraser said, smiling pleasantly. "I trust you all had a fine Friday, slept well and are prepared for your detention this morning. Some of you may know me, some of you may not. I'm Constable Benton Fraser, head of school security here. If this is our first meeting, I wish it could be under better circumstances."

He paused to take his hat off and drop it on a desk. "For today's detention, we're going to have a little adventure. This adventure will be non violent and, should you try anything violent, you will have to deal with me. I'll be guiding your progress and controlling the adventure. Your goal is to retrieve the treasure from the castle and unleash it's many wonders. Good luck."

Fraser stepped back and the Danger Shop suddenly became a large, open meadow.

[Basically, this is Choose Your Own Adventure. I'll start out with a setting and some minor directions and the students can go from there. Familiar characters might pop up along the way. But, please, no violence. I'll be around all day most likely.]

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"Is that a curse?" Toga Man stepped outside. "Are you cursing me and my family with that Anakin business?"

Right. Detention. Alec stood up, clearing his throat. "Uh. No? I must have misspoke. Who are you?"

"Timon," the man said. "Why have you come and knocked on my door?"

"I'm lost," he said, since that was at least true. "I'm trying to find out where I am."

"Lost?" Timon looked him up and down. "And what should I do about this?"

"Just tell me where this is, dude," Alec said, beginning to lose patience.

"There is only one way I can tell you this information," Timon replied.

"How's that?"

And that's when the music started and Timon started tap dancing.

"Through song!"

Alec blinked and took a half a step back. "Be my guest, man."

"Would you like to be my backup dancer?"

"I think I need to watch and listen to get the full, um, experience," Alec said.

"Very well," Timon said and put on a huge, cheesy grin before he started tap dancing and singing.

"You have come to my cottage! Just a home away from home! And if you would like, come inside and I'll make you some soup and put you in a cage and make you be my servant!"

Alec took another step back. And then grabbed a chair. "Okay, that is not happening," he said, wondering if he could do violence in self-defence. "And you still haven't told me where I am!"

Timon continued to sing and dance. "You're at my cottage, just south of the castle!"

And he started doing cartwheels. Yeah, really.

"We've been expecting you," he sang creepily. "Come inside and never leave!"

"Dude!" Alec backpedaled in alarm and lifted the chair, throwing it as hard as he could at Ana-- Timon, sorry -- before fleeing back the way he came.

The chair distracted Timon enough that he did not follow Alec when Alec fled.

Now, Alec was back in the meadow and there was someone trundling towards him. The sun was bright, marring the image of the person but someone was coming.

Alec squinted, trying to see who it was before they got too close, feeling understandably wary about who else might be looking to feed him soup or enslave him. "Hey!"

The woman came into view and Alec would clearly be able to see that the very loud footsteps were being mad due to the woman wearing VERY big, red shoes.

"Hey is my sister's name," she said politely.