fandomhigh | Detention, Saturday Morning, April 7

When the students filed into the Danger Shop this morning, they'd notice Fraser standing at attention near the front of the room. The names of those with detention were neatly displayed in plain view.

~~Alec~~
~~Rikku~~
~~Seely Booth~~
~~Hamlet Dane~~
~~Jim Ellison~~
~~Zero Hopeless-Savage~~
Ranma Sao

"Good morning everyone," Fraser said, smiling pleasantly. "I trust you all had a fine Friday, slept well and are prepared for your detention this morning. Some of you may know me, some of you may not. I'm Constable Benton Fraser, head of school security here. If this is our first meeting, I wish it could be under better circumstances."

He paused to take his hat off and drop it on a desk. "For today's detention, we're going to have a little adventure. This adventure will be non violent and, should you try anything violent, you will have to deal with me. I'll be guiding your progress and controlling the adventure. Your goal is to retrieve the treasure from the castle and unleash it's many wonders. Good luck."

Fraser stepped back and the Danger Shop suddenly became a large, open meadow.

[Basically, this is Choose Your Own Adventure. I'll start out with a setting and some minor directions and the students can go from there. Familiar characters might pop up along the way. But, please, no violence. I'll be around all day most likely.]

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Seely shrugged. "SURE, WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?"

"IF YOU CAN FIND THE FUNNEL OF EARWAXINA IN THE FOREST, IT WILL REMOVE MY EAR WAX," she said. "AND THEN I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR REWARD!"

"RIGHT! WHERE'S THE FOREST THEN?"

"GO WEST, YOUNG MAN," she called. "BEWARE THE SPIRIT OF THE FOREST THOUGH!"

"GOOD TO KNOW!"

Seely headed west.

As Seely headed west, the forest would become appear just over a rolling hill.

Something metal and protruding was sticking up at the apex of hill.

Seely headed towards the metal thing.

The metal thing appears to be a handle. There's no indication if it leads to anything further.

Seely pulled on the handle.

When Seely pulled on the handle, something woke up in the distance.

There was a buzzing and it was coming closer to Seely at a high rate of speed but, he could see nothing...unless he looked very, very closely.

Seely stared at the buzzing.

Something small, blue and smirking landed on Seely's nose.

"Who are you?"

"Seely," he replied, staring cross-eyed at the thing on his nose. "And you are?"

"The Fairy of the Follonial Forest," the fairy replied. "Are you him?"

"Him who?" Seely asked. "I'm kind of just looking for this funnel of earwaxing?"

"The suitor," the fairy replied. "The one who is to marry me and release me from this fairy prison."

"Uh...I hear the Earwax Demon's in the market for a wife?"

"But you..." The fairy buzzed around Seely and landed in his hair. "You are so...pretty."

"I bet the Earwax Demon is even prettier?"

The fairy started chewing on Seely's hair. "Am I not enough for you?"

Seely resisted the urge to swat the fairy. "I'm just looking out for your future happiness. I don't think I'd make a good husband. And why do you need to get married to get out of prison, anyway?"

"Because I've been cursed," he said, flying out of Seely's hair and back to his nose. "By a man in a toga. Finding my one true suitor is my only escape! If you are not my suitor, this Earwax person could be?"