fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

"Today we're going to learn all about that wonderful thing we call road rage. Now I, for one, think that road rage is both healthy and normal, and believe that in this overly PC world we have forgotten about the poor angry people out there that just want to be free to cut others off and then throw scalding cups of coffee at those who anger them." He slammed his hands down on the desk like an angry southern lawyer who was standing up to injustice in a Grisham novel. He always wanted to be a young and angry southern lawyer but was held back by being Canadian. "When did America stop being a free place to live? When I ask you?!"

(That was a little over the top.)

He coughed once to clear the Grisham-ness from his system.

"I have a handout about how to avoid the perfectly acceptable rage," He said, waving toward a small pile on his desk.

Grinning and bouncing slightly on his heels he continued, "Buuuuut, I think that there's an easier way to work through the rage. And no, it's not boykissy or getting to kill people. That's sadly not legal. The killing, I mean. Boykissy is perfectly legal, just not something I wish to partake in despite any salacious rumors you may have heard. And don't look at me like that Door, you'll just have to live with the porn that I in no way am supplying you with because that is unacceptable behavior for a teacher and could get me arrested despite sleeping with the sheriff. She has a lot of rage, which is usually nice, but I'm not really harboring any jail time soap dropping fantasies so..." Another awkward cough. "I need to stop over sharing with you kids now before I get shot or something."

Reaching under his desk, he pulled out a large plastic bag. "Foam bats! We're going to work out our rage in a healthy and constructive environment." Deadpool was quite proud of himself for being about to say those two words in italics. He still had it. "Have fun beating each other up!"

After class was finished and most likely bruised, Deadpool made a small announcement before letting them leave. "Don't forget, next week in the Danger Shoppe for more ways to get rid of that nasty Jack Nicholson-esc taking a golf club to a car windshield type rage."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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It's the classy thing to do.

Draco Malfoy

Yasutora Sado

Jude Lizowski

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Maybe someday he can be a Grisham character.

Draco did not like the sound of this road rage thing. He was pretty sure he didn't want scalding coffee thrown at him.

Yeah. Chad could totally see him and his whole litany of three emotions to be subject to road rage....

And was glad for the specification on the boykissy part, because he was thinking exactly what Senor Deadpool had clarified.

Jude kinda zoned out during the lecture.

Jude probably looked way too pleased with himself and life in general for Deadpool's comfort.

He makes no excuses for his activities of the last few days.

Cedric was pretty sure he could avoid road rage. Pretty sure.

Mel wondered if her teacher had any kind of mental filter between his twisted brain and his mouth.

And if this was the filter, she was wondering exactly how afraid she should be.

Evie was looking very very concerned. As you do, when you crash planes without trying.

Have fun beating the crap out of each other.

What does a giant Mexican passifist do when given a foam bat and expect to act out his rage?

Stand there awkwardly, and wait for the blows to come.

Z bonked Chad with her foam bat.

Why? Well, she could. Also, Sky Tate wasn't here for the hitting, and Chad was tall. He would make an acceptable substitute.

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Jude had no rage. Thus making him an easy target.

Cedric took a chance and hit Jude with the bat. Class participation was part of the grade after all.

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Door completely lacks rage at the moment. In fact, given the porn issue, she's quite pleased. So she stands about twirling a foam bat, prepared to use it in her defence if necessary.

Evie can't resist.

*BAP!*

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He loved the smell of foam in the morning. Not dirty.

Hopefully.

Wait for him to ping in please!

And here was Conner, foam bat in hand!

Z felt that Conner would also make an acceptable Sky Tate substitute. BOP!

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Please refrain from killing each other as Deadpool is only too happy to see students fight for his amusement and probably won't interfere.

Unless you knock over his picture of Bea, then all bets are off.

Knock over Bea? Hmmm.

*squint*

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