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Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 3/12

There was a TV at the front of the classroom today and Deadpool was glaring at it, muttering something about electrocutions and head trauma.

It would be best not to ask.

"Goooood morning impressionable youngsters. I am completely out of ideas to teach you about this week. I was thinking about forcing you all to perform death defying stunts without the aid of a stunt double, but I'm thinking you all might enjoy that a little too much. I'm not going to name any names involving ramps and destroyed vegetable carts." He coughed, "Mel and Demyx."

He held up a DVD. "So, instead, I'm having you kids watch a documentary about the real consequences of speeding. And drifting. And poor acting. And that hunky Vin guy. Next time I'll get the bootlegged newest movie of the series that isn't even out yet, The Moderately Paced and the Mildly Irate.""

[[OOC: Yes, this is a total blow off class, I'm too fried to think up anything clever or informative. ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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"You'd make a nun watch gay porn for you?"

"Well I wouldn't call it forcing her to watch the porn. As long as there wasn't any girlkissy, I think she'd be okay with it." He tilted his head. "Unless she's a really good actress that is..."

"She's okay with girlkissing porn as long as the actresses are good?" Door misinterprets. Possibly deliberately.

Wade zoned for a moment.

(Mmm, girlkissy porn. Girlkissy porn with Bea and Theresa. MMMMMmmmmm)

"Wrestling in the Gogurt, oh yeah." He shook his head and remembered that he was the 'responsible' teacher and a role model for his students.

Riiiiiight.

"One can only hope so."

Door thinks about it and nods. "I am too. But I want the boy stuff."

"Okay. I'll make sure there's boy stuff too," Deadpool promised, still a little out of it from the images of his two goddesses covered in Gogurt.

"What's Gogurt? Is that a type of porn?"

"No, it's a delicious yogurt that you can take on the go. Best thing since sliced bread. Or even those neat twist top bottles of beer."

"And you can also wrestle in it?"

"But of course! Now it's not as fun as jello or oil, but it is rather nice."

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