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Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 3/12

There was a TV at the front of the classroom today and Deadpool was glaring at it, muttering something about electrocutions and head trauma.

It would be best not to ask.

"Goooood morning impressionable youngsters. I am completely out of ideas to teach you about this week. I was thinking about forcing you all to perform death defying stunts without the aid of a stunt double, but I'm thinking you all might enjoy that a little too much. I'm not going to name any names involving ramps and destroyed vegetable carts." He coughed, "Mel and Demyx."

He held up a DVD. "So, instead, I'm having you kids watch a documentary about the real consequences of speeding. And drifting. And poor acting. And that hunky Vin guy. Next time I'll get the bootlegged newest movie of the series that isn't even out yet, The Moderately Paced and the Mildly Irate.""

[[OOC: Yes, this is a total blow off class, I'm too fried to think up anything clever or informative. ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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If you don't make it collapse, Deadpool will be forced to throw a football at you all, breaking someone's nose.

Demyx

Conner McKnight, fan of keeping his nose intact

Mel Fray, Just a good ol' boy.

Draco Malfoy

Buffy Summers

Evie Carnahan

Yasutora Sado

Cedric Diggory

Door

Z Delgado

Zack Addy

Molly Hayes

Cinematic gold.

Demyx was getting ideas for if they ever got to drive again. This may or may not be a Bad Thing.

Evie was sad about not getting to drive again. On the other hand? This is a *wonderful* movie. Wheee!

Cedric still preferred his broom but those cars were quite fast.

Z loved this movie.

The movie was severely lacking in actresses whose names rhyme with Me Karthur.

Mel was good as her word. Forty bucks and two dozen doughnuts were placed on the desk.

"Watch out for the jellies. I'm pretty sure one of those screwy baker guys put in a mint jelly doughnut."

The threat of mint jelly would not be enough to keep Deadpool from eating. The threat of cyanide laced donuts would also not keep him from eating. He mixed champagne and Tequila together when he drank, his sense of taste gave up long ago.

"Ooooo! Payment! I was almost hoping to have to hunt you down."

Door bounces up to Deadpool and holds out her hand.

"Will giving you a donut make you stop asking for boykissy?"

"Maybe." She takes one and tilts her head thoughtfully. "Nope. I was promised porn."

(Oh. So that's what I forgot to do this weekend.)

"How about next week? Finding gay porn is harder than I thought it would be. Plus I have to drag an ninja and a nun with me to find it."

"Really? It's that hard? That's surprising, considering how easy it is to find nun porn."

"Well, the good stuff is hard to find. I'm sure you don't want the scary trucker sex stuff." A pause. "Not that I know anything about it. I don't watch any gay porn and I am shocked by this wild accusations."

"But if you don't watch it, how will you know which is the good stuff?"

Deadpool paused.

(She's got me there.)

"I could have the nun watch it first to let me know."

"You'd make a nun watch gay porn for you?"

"Well I wouldn't call it forcing her to watch the porn. As long as there wasn't any girlkissy, I think she'd be okay with it." He tilted his head. "Unless she's a really good actress that is..."

"She's okay with girlkissing porn as long as the actresses are good?" Door misinterprets. Possibly deliberately.

Wade zoned for a moment.

(Mmm, girlkissy porn. Girlkissy porn with Bea and Theresa. MMMMMmmmmm)

"Wrestling in the Gogurt, oh yeah." He shook his head and remembered that he was the 'responsible' teacher and a role model for his students.

Riiiiiight.

"One can only hope so."

Door thinks about it and nods. "I am too. But I want the boy stuff."

"Okay. I'll make sure there's boy stuff too," Deadpool promised, still a little out of it from the images of his two goddesses covered in Gogurt.

"What's Gogurt? Is that a type of porn?"

"No, it's a delicious yogurt that you can take on the go. Best thing since sliced bread. Or even those neat twist top bottles of beer."

"And you can also wrestle in it?"

"But of course! Now it's not as fun as jello or oil, but it is rather nice."

He's there. Also being red.

Yep, red. And DRY, thankfully.

*wants spring break NOW*

Best meta title ever. *loves*

Hee. It's how my friends and I refer to it when we go to Blockbuster.

We also want to steal the copy of 2 Fast 2 Furious and add a 4 U to the end and then redo the tagline as OMGWTFBBQ?!!1one with photoshop.

...

Don't judge our random insanity.

I LOVE YOUR RANDOM INSANITY AND WOULD NOT PRESUME TO JUDGE IT, OMG.

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