fandomhigh | Folklore and Fact: Mystical Artifacts, Week 8

If Sakura noticed anything amiss about some of her students today, she didn't bat an eye, instead directing their attention to the display screens, which featured a small ornamented mallet and a round board covered with Chinese trigrams. Not, perhaps, coincidentally, there were two lockboxes on the table.

"It's been my experience," she noted dryly, "that teenagers are even less inclined than usual to devote attention to their studies the week after a holiday. It would be a less than efficient use of my time to try and make you all pay attention today. So instead, you'll be examining a relatively harmless artifact: Uchide's Mallet, or the Mallet of Luck. It's the basis for the tale of the One-Inch Boy, and is said to grant its holder's wishes when swung, although its more common and obvious feature is the ability to make its wielder grow."

"Why is this dangerous?" asked Sakura, shrugging one shoulder. "You shouldn't have too much trouble imagining the kind of damage a rampaging fifty-foot creature can do."

She passed a stack of handouts around the room and continued, "The other object you'll be examining today is the Dragon Eye Compass Board, which uses the Chinese practice of Feng Shui to alter the luck of the people around you for good or ill. Please take a moment to read the handout and write a brief essay listing three ways you could use something like this to change your own fortunes. Once you've turned that in, you may come up and examine the Mallet."

[OOC: Speaking of less than efficient, that would be the way my brain is working this week, augh. Thus the incredibly short class post. OCD is up, and further details in the appropriate subthreads. Class Info Post here.]

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"I wouldn't dump her, I'd let her dump me," Sam explained.

Dean shook his head. "I don't think she would."

Sam rolled his eyes. "That's because you believe that deep down, everyone is willing to be with someone who's the same sex. Which is noble, I suppose, but not actually true."

Dean shrugged. "Maybe I just think the contents are more important than the wrapping. Least when you're talking a relationship and not just a quick roll in the hay."

"Not all of us can look past the wrapping though," Sam replied.

"Like I said, your loss."

Sam sighed, and rolled his eyes, knowing he'd never get through to Dean. "Whatever."

Dean waved the whole subject off with a hand. "Well, anyhow, it's Fandom so if it's like the other unexplained transformations, it'll probably end as mysteriously as it began. If it doesn't in a few days, we can panic then."

"Yeah, I guess," Sam said, doodling in his notebook. "And we're keeping all the real girls entertained for the time being."

"It's kinda interesting too," Dean said. "Getting a glimpse of the other side and all that."

"I'm trying my best to get as few glimpses of this side as I possibly can, thank you."

"Think of it as a chance to kinda walk in Dawn's shoes for a while," Dean suggested. "I mean it's not the same as when Alec and I switched bodies, but it should give you at least a little idea of how things look from her perspective."

"I don't know about that," Sam said. "The only change in perspective I've gotten so far is a vertical one, from being so much shorter."

Dean couldn't keep from snickering at that.

"Dude, shut up, or when I get tall again, I'll kick your ass," Sam threatened.

Dean snorted. "You wish."

Sam smirked. "I'd try to kick your ass now, but I don't hit girls."

"Dude, you are a girl," Dean reminded him.

"That doesn't change my policy," Sam replied.

"That's kind of sexist, don't you think?" Dean asked. "I mean not hitting someone who can't fight back is one thing. But there's a hell of a lot of girls here that could definitely hold their own if not wipe the floor with you."

"The 'don't hit girls' rule applies to them too. Only it's 'don't hit them, because they might hit you back harder than you'd expect,'" Sam replied.

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