fandomhigh | Ethics [Monday, February 12, 5th period]

There was not, for once, a pissed off Lord of the Sith sweeping into the Ethics classroom. Instead, Katara bounced in a few minutes late.

"Hi! So Professor Vader went away and couldn't be here today. But I was given lesson plans so we can still have class." She grinned and looked far too pleased to be in charge. "I know we'll miss him horribly. We're supposed to talk about immortality today. And what you'd give up to get it for yourself or a loved one."

Katara wrinkled her nose, then consciously lowered her voice to a deep growl and tried to mimic Vader's stalk across the room. "Many beings have to make life-altering choices in order to avoid dying, or to try to avoid someone they love dying." She paused, trying both not to giggle and to remember the notes she had puzzled out. "They torture, they make pacts with the spirits, they sell their souls, they give up their faces." Katara had the mimicry in full swing and while a 15 year old girl could only sound so much like Vader, she had the walk and was giving the voice her best shot. "They massacre like the Fire Nation, clone themselves and try to stop time even though that's a silly idea."

She spun around, trying to be half as ~~pretentious~~ imposing as their teacher. "Today we are to discuss what you would give up in order to live forever." Katara glanced at her notes. "And 'you wouldn't' is not an acceptable answer."

[OOC: ~~Wait for~~ OCD ~~please~~ is up! I'm going to be going to bed in a short while, but I'll be up by 7:15 EST to play]

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"I think you mean he's a donkey, if you're trying to be polite about it."

"No, I mean he's a goat. Like for real."

Sam stared at Dean for a moment. "Wait, he's turned into a goat? With like, goat horns and everything?"

"Yeah." He glared at Sammy. "It's not funny."

Sam was a little too far gone to be told that, and put his hand over his mouth to keep his laughter from getting too loud. "That is too funny. Can he talk?"

"Only in goat."

That made Sam laugh harder, and he had to put his head down to try to hide it.

Dean sighed and waited wearily for Sammy to get it out of his system.

When Sam had some of his composure back, he glanced at Dean. "Come on, you can't tell me you don't think this is at least a little funny. He's a goat!"

"Would you think it funny if Dawn turned into a goat?" Dean just asked. Ignoring that okay, Alec being a goat was slightly funny. He just wasn't going to admit it to Sammy.

Sam sighed softly. "No, I guess I wouldn't be quite as amused. Although, if Dawn got turned into an animal, she'd be something far cuter," he insisted.

"I never said he wasn't a cute goat."

"Awww, you think he's a cute goat?" Sam teased.

"I still can totally beat you up, y'know," Dean pointed out.

"With Alec the goat as back up in the beating?" Sam asked, starting to laugh again.

"Since when have I needed backup?" Dean said. "Go ahead, get it all out. 'Cause I expect you to actually show some sensitivity to his face."

"Seriously?" Sam asked. "Dude, this is karma coming back to kick him in the ass, and you want me to be sensitive?"

"Yeah, I do. Because I wouldn't let him make fun of you if the positions were reversed."

"No, you'd be making fun of me enough for the both of you."

"That's different," Dean insisted.

"Of course it is," Sam replied, in a tone that made it clear that it really wasn't. "Okay, I'll try to be nice to Alec, but if he looks as funny as I'm imagining, I can't guarantee anything."

"It is different," Dean continued doggedly. "When I tease either of you, it's not malicious."

"No, I guess it's not," Sam admitted. "But do you really think Alec would be able to keep from making fun of me if you asked him to?"

"He'd pout at me, but yeah I think he'd try if I asked him," Dean said honestly.

Sam couldn't resist pouting as well. "I said I'll try too."

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