Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"If they're hers, there's only one place they went, right?" So very clueless. "Still not picking it up, though."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"I think you can put them wherever you want," Alec said helpfully. "And girls have more options than guys." He paused and grimaced. "I think so, anyway."

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Where do guys put them?" Dawn asked.

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Um." Alec didn't glance at Dean. "I guess where they'd put the real thing. A real penis not a tentacle - I've never seen a real tentacle and they're not going anywhere near me."

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"TENTACLES????" That was probably a little loud.

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec blinked and held his chosen dildo (http://pics.livejournal.com/x5_alec/pic/0001we7h/g5) up for Dawn to see.

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn stared, then whispered, "Why is it shaped like that?"

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"I was wondering the same thing," Alec said, turning it around to look at it again. "Dean said it's like having condoms that are ribbed."

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"How does he..." Dawn started blushing to an almost radioactive degree as she realized what she was asking. "Y'know what? I don't know that I need to know how he knows what either of those things are like. And are ribbed condoms better?"

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec shrugged. "They're okay. Different. I think they were kind of distracting," he said, grinning. "I didn't know you could get that red."

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Distracting?" Dawn frowned, then thwapped him with the dildo again. "And shut up, it's a gift."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

He snickered. "Yeah, distracting." Alec waved his own dildo as he thought about it. "They feel good, but they're... extra? Distracting."

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn blinked slowly, mesmerized by the action of the dildo in motion. "I think I need to try out the bunny hill before I worry about distractions."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"The what hill?" Alec blinked as well, confused.

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"The bunny hill?" Dawn explained, "Like where you start when you're new to skiing so you don't fall down and break something. It's not as steep."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"I thought we were talking about sex?"

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"It's a meta-thingy," she shrugged. "Like, I'm the beginner in this scenario."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec looked surprised. "You and Sam still haven't...?" He trailed off, thankfully, perhaps sensitive to the fact that Dawn's face could only get so red.

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Alec may have thought Dawn's face could only get so red, but she moved on from red into purplish. "No. We haven't," she shook her head.

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec looked at Dawn incredulously. "Is he actually a eunuch?"

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"What?" Ooh, technicolor flailing. She stared at him. "No! Of course not! Why would you ask me that?"

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Because he's either gay or a eunuch," Alec said, like it was completely obvious.

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"No, he's really not, I swear," Dawn said quickly, as she realized that she probably shouldn't be having this conversation with Alec, of all people. "I have proof!"

Yeah, that probably wasn't going to help.

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"What kind of proof?" Alec asked, Dawn's flailing apparently contagious as his tone matched hers, brow furrowing in something like concern. "And for which??"

Re: Tables

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Either! Or both!" Dawn's voice was definitely rising, "He's not gay or a eunuch, okay! There was...stuff that happened, and just trust me that I know, okay?"