ext_301119 ([identity profile] carbontelepath.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-02-06 06:40 pm
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Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!
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Re: Tables

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Either! Or both!" Dawn's voice was definitely rising, "He's not gay or a eunuch, okay! There was...stuff that happened, and just trust me that I know, okay?"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Alec arched an eyebrow. "But you haven't actually had sex? Is he stupid?"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"No, he's really smart," Dawn argued, missing the point completely.

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Apparently not as much as some people think," Alec said, dryly. "Do you want to?"

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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
She meeped. "With you?"

[ooc: Now with slightly less insulting icon.]

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"You could," Alec said with a grin. "But I meant with the eunuch."

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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
For the sake of the blood vessels in her face, Dawn decided to ignore the part where Alec had just offered what he'd..."HE'S NOT A EUNUCH!"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you want to sex him up, I'd hope not," Alec said, wincing and rubbing at one ear.

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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Realizing exactly how loud she'd gotten, Dawn hissed, "Of course I want to! I'm in love with him!"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then why don't you?" He asked, confused again.

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[identity profile] lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"I..." It occurred to Dawn that she wasn't quite sure anymore. She shut up.
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