ext_301119 ([identity profile] carbontelepath.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-02-06 06:40 pm
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Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!
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Re: Tables

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Dean picked out a bright purple one, trying hard not to think about where it might have been. He glanced over at Alec and saw him staring. "You waiting for it to do tricks?"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think I've seen anything outside of marine life that looks like this," Alec said, waving his at Dean. "I think it's defective."

Re: Tables

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think so," Dean said, his eyes following it as Alec waved it through the air. "I think it might be a more extreme thing like when you get condoms that are ribbed."

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Alec stopped waving the dildo to look it over again, thinking hard. "Oh."

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Alec glanced at Dean, eyes narrowed. "What's that look for?"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"This (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/49477111/10151472) look," Alec said, demonstrating.

Re: Tables

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Y'know, you're pretty good at that," Dean observed.

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Alec just looked at him.

Re: Tables

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude, it's not like you weren't thinking the same thing I was."

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
He shrugged, but grinned at Dean, waving it at him again. "Well, yeah. It could be interesting."

Re: Tables

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
"It's good to try new things," Dean said with a wicked grin.

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Or try out new things on each other," Alec agreed, tilting the tentacle thing thoughtfully.

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Alec poked Dean with the tentacle. "You really think this wouldn't hurt?"

Re: Tables

[identity profile] saltandammo.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Not if we take it slow," Dean said consideringly. "It's not any bigger than either of us. Just... slightly more bumpy."

Re: Tables

[identity profile] x5-alec.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Alec was suddenly very distracted by that line of thought.
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