Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Tables

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Y'know, you're pretty good at that," Dean observed.

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec just looked at him.

Re: Tables

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Dude, it's not like you weren't thinking the same thing I was."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

He shrugged, but grinned at Dean, waving it at him again. "Well, yeah. It could be interesting."

Re: Tables

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"It's good to try new things," Dean said with a wicked grin.

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

"Or try out new things on each other," Alec agreed, tilting the tentacle thing thoughtfully.

Re: Tables

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Even better."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec poked Dean with the tentacle. "You really think this wouldn't hurt?"

Re: Tables

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Not if we take it slow," Dean said consideringly. "It's not any bigger than either of us. Just... slightly more bumpy."

Re: Tables

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec was suddenly very distracted by that line of thought.