Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 1/29

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Upon entering the Dangerroomshop, the students would notice that it looked as though they stepped out into the parking lot. In the middle of the empty lot was a red VW Beetle and Deadpool leaning against it, grinning like a maniac. So, essentially he was smiling normally.

"Good morning little monsters who I'm constantly tempted to kill, but am restrained from doing so by the fact that I won't get paid if I do." Another happy grin, completely with a little head tilt. "We're driving for real today on a specially designed obstacle course, The Suburban Neighborhood. Stop signs, yield signs and children crossing signs galore!"

He held up a set of keys, jingling it like one would to amuse a baby. "I'll only be able to take you out one group at a time, and only one person from each group gets to drive sadly, but the other two can sit in the backseat and pray that we don't fly off a cliff and crash in a ball of fiery fiery death," Wade said in an attempt to cheer them all up. "The rest of you will wait here until it's your car's turn to go, please no alcohol, fighting, boykissy or flash photography while I'm gone."


Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

[[ooc: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

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Car 5

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Cedric Diggory, Elizabeth Delgado, Door

Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Cedric Diggory is AWESOME. Cedric Diggory.

Cedric Diggory.

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric took his seat in the front. "Oh man."

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"We put the keys in the ignition or else it gets the hose again," Deadpool said helpfully.

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric did just that, sliding the keys into the ignition and turning the car on. Nothing went bad. Accomplishment!

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

(Yay! There wasn't a bomb in the car!)

Not that Wade would use students to check that or... hey look! A Squirrel!

"Now we try moving forward, can you handle that?"

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"I think so," he said, peeking under the steering wheel to glance at the pedals. "Right, here we go."

He pushed the accelerator and moved the car forward.

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool vaguely wondered if all the abuse from before destroyed the clutch the point where the car would move without it. That made him sad. Very, very sad.

"Good job! Now, we're going out onto that street there," He said, pointing to a moderately busy residential street. "Don't hit any children or puppies, the mess would be horrible to clean up."

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"There's going to be children and puppies already?" Cedric looked vaguely terrified.

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"There could be," Deadpool said seriously. "Are you prepared to deal with the consequences when you run over a small adorable puppy?"

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"No," he said but he lurched the car forward anyway.

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And we look both ways for cars and puppies before turning onto the street, right?"

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"Right," he said, looking both ways. Upon seeing it clear, he lurched the car out into the street...

...and immediately hit the brakes.

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Why did the kids insist on trying to injure Deadpool?

Once he peeled himself off the dashboard and windshield, he stared as Cedric. "Puppy?"

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"I thought I saw a bird," he explained. "Or maybe it was just dust. Sorry."

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Dust, a bird, I can see where you could make that mistake." Oh, he was so going to have a nervous twitch from this. "Now, try to remember that dust is much smaller than a bird and that I haven't had enough coffee or alcohol this morning and am a little tense."

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

He nodded. "Yes, sir."

Cedric eased on the gas pedal again and started the car going...extremely slowly. Hey, he was used to a broom.

Re: Front Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"You can go faster than that, I think the dust will still be safe if you go, oh, just a smidgen faster."

Re: Front Seat

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"All right," he said and pushed down on the gas pedal. The car sped up and Cedric white knuckled the steer wheel.

Back Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Z and Door, feel free to engage in boykissy if you want.

Re: Back Seat

[multiplez]

It would probably be hard for Z to engage in boykissy. Not being a boy and all.

Re: Back Seat

[notajar]

Yes, Door has that issue as well. Though they could leave and find some boys.

"There's no boys," Door says. "Except for the two in the front seat. Are they going to kiss for us?"

Re: Back Seat

[multiplez]

"They might," Z said thoughtfully.

Re: Back Seat

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"There will be no boykissy up here!" Wade shouted back, flipping on the radio to block the chatter out. The song that came on was Mrs. Robinson. "DAMN IT."

Re: Back Seat

[notajar]

"Why not? I've heard it's conducive to a better driving experience," Door lies.