fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

Upon entering the Danger~~room~~shop, the students would notice that it looked as though they stepped out into the parking lot. In the middle of the empty lot was a red VW Beetle and Deadpool leaning against it, grinning like a maniac. So, essentially he was smiling normally.

"Good morning little monsters who I'm constantly tempted to kill, but am restrained from doing so by the fact that I won't get paid if I do." Another happy grin, completely with a little head tilt. "We're driving for real today on a specially designed obstacle course, The Suburban Neighborhood. Stop signs, yield signs and children crossing signs galore!"

He held up a set of keys, jingling it like one would to amuse a baby. "I'll only be able to take you out one group at a time, and only one person from each group gets to drive sadly, but the other two can sit in the backseat and pray that we don't fly off a cliff and crash in a ball of fiery fiery death," Wade said in an attempt to cheer them all up. "The rest of you will wait here until it's your car's turn to go, please no alcohol, fighting, boykissy or flash photography while I'm gone."

Car 1
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Jude Lizowski

Car 2
Evie Carnahan
Draco Malfoy
Buffy Summers

Car 3
Molly Hayes
Ron Weasley
Demyx

Car 4
Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Melaka Fray

Car 5
Cedric Diggory
Elizabeth Delgado
Door

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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Yasutora Sado, Ranma Saotome, & Jude Lizowski

Gigante, the world's largest Mexican is up first!

Chad's head tilted. And then he scratched the back of his head. And then he drew in a deep breath.

This was gonna be one helluva tight sqeeze.

~~That's what Hulkling said! Ba-dum-ching!~~

"Yo, Mexican Goliath! Get in the car so we can get with the driving."

~~MIGHTY SEMEN!~~

...Chad really missed the Bus. And Dave. A lot.

But he complied, as awkward as it was, wondering if this was really as far back as the seat went.

Deadpool? Not snickering over Chad's predicament at all. Because that would be cruel.

"And now we check the mirrors and start the car."

Check....with major adjustments, as the last person who probably drove this car was an old lady, and we weren't talking Bea Arthur here. Annnnd, with a turn of the ignition, check.

Mmmm, Bea.

"Clutch, remember the clutch," Deadpool added quickly.

"Uhh, right." Clutch. Got it.

Chad was finding it a little hard to concentrate on things like the clutch with the conversation coming from the backseat.

"No listening in on the vaguely homoerotic talk about being bendy! Pay attention to the road!"

Easy for him to say. Chad actually had a pretty decent firsthand knowledge of just how bendy they could be... But he grunted and focused on the road. 'Distraction from bendy' probably wasn't a defense that would hold up in a manslaughter case against running over a five year old and her puppy.

It wouldn't, Deadpool had tried that once. Only it wasn't a five year old and her puppy, it was some Mcdonalds worker who sassed him.

And he'd do it again.

(I'd do it again.)

See?

"Now, we're going to try driving on that road over there," Wade said, pointing at a slightly busy road next to the parking lot. "Think you can handle that?"

Great, now Ranma was starting in on it, too.

"Y...yeah," Chad said, slowly started ambling that way, reminding himself that this is not joyriding in a hijacked car through the city streets in Mexico. Not nearly as fun. And he wasn't even drunk. Or twelve anymore.

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Jude and Ranma, talk amongst yourselves

Jude's knees were up around his ears. He just haaad to grab the seat right behind the driver. "So . . ."

"You okay there? I didn't know people could bend like that... ~~But I noted that YOU can for any future reference...~~"

"Eh, I'm fine. I'm really bendy. ~~You have no idea how bendy.~~"

"~~But oh how I long to find out...~~Honestly I'm really flexible too. Lifetime of training and all... If you wanna trade off sometimes that's fine."

"~~Anytime you want, I'm all yours . . . toque off.~~ Yeah, I guess. But yours legs gotta be way stronger than mine, y' might kick 'im too much . . . sorry, bro." This was addressed half-way to Chad.

"I'd only kick him for your sake you know." He looks pretty serious in that reguard.

"Thanks, bro," Jude said, flashing him a genuinely grateful smile. "Means a lot."

"No problem Jude." Ranma nods resolutely.

Jude wriggled a bit to try and get more comfortable. "Man, my butt is going to be totally sore after this . . . thanks, Chad . . ." he muttered.

"Chad can't really help it though. He's a big guy. He doesn't really fit."

After the sudden stop (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1210548.html?thread=70587060#t70587060), Deadpool turned around to address the two in the back seat. "Okay, we get it. You all want to have sex, can we not do this while he's driving a vehicle that could kill you all? I want to get paid and dead students put a damper on that!"

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