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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-28 06:45 pm
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Ethics [Monday, January 29, 5th period]

Vader swept into the room precisely on time, slamming the door hard enough to reverberate down the hallway. He dropped a box of cookies onto his desk, then pulled a box of water pistols from under his chair and put them next to the cookies.

"Today we talk about how a strict sense of right and wrong interferes in efficiency," he said, pacing the room and clearly intending to intimidate as many students as possible. "Employees who do not believe that there will be consequences for their incompetence become lazy, stupid, and easily replaceable."

Vader took the box of cookies from his desk and passed it around the room. "Each of you has a cookie," he said. "You will spend the rest of the class period using the tactics of fear, shame and guilt to get the other people in this classroom to give you their cookies." And yes, that word sounded incredibly strange coming from him. "You may not use any cookies you might have brought with you into this class. Whoever has the most cookies at the end of the class will get to keep them."

He crossed his arms over his chest. "Are these tactics unethical? Does it matter if you get what you want?"

[OOC: Blah, blah internetless job suckiness-cakes blee.]

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"If they had just mentioned it," Katara added, puppy dog eyes now added to the pout. "We would have figures something out. Instead they decided to steal our stuff."

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
"That's really cool of you, man." Blair smiled. "I'm sorry it didn't work out this time but maybe next time you can have some sort of sleepover meditator."

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, we will," Molly said with a nod. "But that doesn't make us less sad for this time." Her eyes got really big and she pouted more. "Blair, they took one of my hats."

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"And put our...umm, underclothes... up in a quilt in the lobby," Katara sounded both shocked and very, very sad.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Dude, not cool." Blair frowned. "Do you know who they are? Do you want me to talk to them?"

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Molly shook her head. "I don't know who took my hat. Ray is going to find it for me," she said.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"You could help us out another way though," Katara said, wide-eyed still.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Good for Ray." Blair said and nodded to Katara. "Sure. Whatever you guys need."

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Molly bit her lip and glanced over at Katara before focusing her very very sad eyes on Blair. "You might say no, though," she told him.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"And we don't want to ask too much or anything," Katara added, looking terribly, terribly sad.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Blair leaned forward to look at both of the girls. "Seriously, guys. I'm here to help."

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Molly looked over at Katara again and then back at Blair. "Can we have your cookie?" she asked, making her eyes even wider than before.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Please?" Katara asked sweetly.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Blair blinked and eyed the girls for a long moment. "...that'll make you happier?"

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Katara did, still giving the puppy dog eyes.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, then I'm glad I can help." Blair grinned and held out the cookie. "Sorry I only have one, you'll have to share."

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Molly beamed at Blair. "We can share," she said and accepted the cookie. Then she leaned forward to give Blair a hug.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] southernbender.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
"We're happy to share," Katara agreed before giving Blair a hug too. "Thank you so much," she said, smiling brightly at him.

Re: Cookie grab!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2007-01-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Not a problem!" Blair bounced and hugged the girls back. "Glad to do my part!"