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Burk Bork Bork! I hefe-a spent zee neeght theenking ooff mure-a deleeciuoos fuud fur yuoo vunderffool leettle-a stoodents!

Zee Menoo fur September 22 is:

-Cheeckee Suoop (und sume-a ooff yuoo speceeel leettle-a stoodents veell get a soorpreese-a in zeeur bools! Thet's reeght, seex ooff yuoo veell get a deleeciuoos cheeckee clew. Loocky keeds, yuoo.)

-Peunoot Bootter und Jelly sundveeches veet a seede-a leg ooff cheeckee.

-Celery jooeece-a. It's guud fur yuoo! I hefe-a tu vetch oofer yuoor preceeuoos leettle-a budeees. Vheech is elsu vhy zeere-a veell be-a cheeckee bruth in veter buttles in zee fendeeng mecheene-a frum noo oon! Nutheeng coores a coold better thun cheeckee bruth, thets vhet my mum used tu sey.

-Fur dessert: Lefftufer burthdey ceke-a! Boot be-a carreful leettle-a boottercoops! I run oooot ooff fluoor su I hed tu burroo sume-a frum my neeeghbur, vhu is a vuu duu veetch ductur. Teeng Tung Vella Vella Beeng Bung! See-a yuoo tumurroo leettle-a doompleengs! Bork Bork Bork!

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[ooc: SECONDED. Seriously? You are INSANELY good at this. Marry me. Think of how weird our little Rory-Chef babies would look.]

OOC: And they would LOVE CHICKEN. You wouldn't need to buy formula, because you could just give them bottles of chicken broth.

ooc: And coffee, of course. They would be the fastest-talking, quippiest like Swedish-accent babies ever.

: *little, not like.

[OOC:
*visualizes Rory-Chef babies*

*shudders uncontrollably*

*Prays that no one is sick enough to morph your icons together in photoshop*
]

[OOC: NOW I WANT TO MAKE PHOTOSHOP CHILDREN.

Damn you, shitty paint program.

Now, for a name...what do you think? Chrory, or Rochef?]

[OOC: Gah! Stop it! Stop it!]

[ooc: Little Rochef/Chrory could be friends with the weirdness that would come of the Lilly Kane/Rover relationship. They could keep the other kids from beating them up by giving them chickens and vibrating. Respectively, of course.]

[OOC: No! Images of vibrating chicken balls! Nooooo!]

I do not want half Swedish grandchildren.

[ooc: *dies from laughter*]

Now, Mom, we need to embrace other cultures. Just because someone has differently-colored skin, or speaks in an accent, or perhaps is a Muppet does not mean that they would not be a loving, capable mate and/or parent.