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Burk Bork Bork! I hefe-a spent zee neeght theenking ooff mure-a deleeciuoos fuud fur yuoo vunderffool leettle-a stoodents!

Zee Menoo fur September 22 is:

-Cheeckee Suoop (und sume-a ooff yuoo speceeel leettle-a stoodents veell get a soorpreese-a in zeeur bools! Thet's reeght, seex ooff yuoo veell get a deleeciuoos cheeckee clew. Loocky keeds, yuoo.)

-Peunoot Bootter und Jelly sundveeches veet a seede-a leg ooff cheeckee.

-Celery jooeece-a. It's guud fur yuoo! I hefe-a tu vetch oofer yuoor preceeuoos leettle-a budeees. Vheech is elsu vhy zeere-a veell be-a cheeckee bruth in veter buttles in zee fendeeng mecheene-a frum noo oon! Nutheeng coores a coold better thun cheeckee bruth, thets vhet my mum used tu sey.

-Fur dessert: Lefftufer burthdey ceke-a! Boot be-a carreful leettle-a boottercoops! I run oooot ooff fluoor su I hed tu burroo sume-a frum my neeeghbur, vhu is a vuu duu veetch ductur. Teeng Tung Vella Vella Beeng Bung! See-a yuoo tumurroo leettle-a doompleengs! Bork Bork Bork!

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[OOC: I am awed and terrified by how well you do this.]

[OOC: I second that feeling. O_o]

It helps being batshit crazy in RL. That's the key.

Sorry, that's me. Wrong login name.

((Oh my god. So awesome.))

. . . dear Lord.

OOC: OMG. *dies* You must continue to do this forever and EVER because you ROCK at it.

[ooc: SECONDED. Seriously? You are INSANELY good at this. Marry me. Think of how weird our little Rory-Chef babies would look.]

OOC: And they would LOVE CHICKEN. You wouldn't need to buy formula, because you could just give them bottles of chicken broth.

ooc: And coffee, of course. They would be the fastest-talking, quippiest like Swedish-accent babies ever.

: *little, not like.

[OOC:
*visualizes Rory-Chef babies*

*shudders uncontrollably*

*Prays that no one is sick enough to morph your icons together in photoshop*
]

[OOC: NOW I WANT TO MAKE PHOTOSHOP CHILDREN.

Damn you, shitty paint program.

Now, for a name...what do you think? Chrory, or Rochef?]

[OOC: Gah! Stop it! Stop it!]

[ooc: Little Rochef/Chrory could be friends with the weirdness that would come of the Lilly Kane/Rover relationship. They could keep the other kids from beating them up by giving them chickens and vibrating. Respectively, of course.]

[OOC: No! Images of vibrating chicken balls! Nooooo!]

I do not want half Swedish grandchildren.

[ooc: *dies from laughter*]

Now, Mom, we need to embrace other cultures. Just because someone has differently-colored skin, or speaks in an accent, or perhaps is a Muppet does not mean that they would not be a loving, capable mate and/or parent.

"Can I have three whole chickens and a coke?"

Ooh leettle-a mun! Yuoo meke-a me-a su heppy!

*The Chef takes Marty's face into his hands and kisses him on each cheek*

Here-a, injuy yuoor cheeckens my yuoong doompleeng!

*Hands him two roasted chickens and one live one*

Yuoo ere-a velcume-a in my keetchee uny teeme-a! Bork Bork Bork!

Marty looks at the live chicken who looks back at him with nervous look and caws.

"Uh? Can I have this one cooked too? And I also asked for a coke. Oh sorry. I meant 'Kooooke'."

The live chicken begins to squawk and try to get away from Marty.

Boot ooff cuoorse-a!

*Hands him another cooked chicken and a coke*

Yuoo cun keep zee leefe-a oone-a es a pet. He's qooeete-a luyel. Breengs yuoo zee noospeper und iferytheeng! Bork Bork Bork!

The chicken looks up at Marty with sweet loving eyes and clucks at him with a loving tone.

"Oy vey."

Marty walks away carrying his lunch and a new pet.

[OOC: Just for that you get some icon love (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighicons/8005.html) ]

Roy gets to counter after waiting in line.

"I'll have the, um, peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and chicken leg." He added hastily, remembering Marty's new pet, "COOKED chicken leg, please. And a soda."

Here-a yuoo gu leettle-a oone-a! I hupe-a yuoo injuy zee cheeckee leg. Iet it slooly. Let zee flefur ooff zee cheeckee meke-a lufe tu yuoor teste-a buuds.

"Um, thank you. I'll...try that." Roy has no idea what the chef just said, but the chicken and the sandwich look okay so he's fine with it.

((OOC: I love your character voice!))