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Burk Bork Bork! I hefe-a spent zee neeght theenking ooff mure-a deleeciuoos fuud fur yuoo vunderffool leettle-a stoodents!

Zee Menoo fur September 22 is:

-Cheeckee Suoop (und sume-a ooff yuoo speceeel leettle-a stoodents veell get a soorpreese-a in zeeur bools! Thet's reeght, seex ooff yuoo veell get a deleeciuoos cheeckee clew. Loocky keeds, yuoo.)

-Peunoot Bootter und Jelly sundveeches veet a seede-a leg ooff cheeckee.

-Celery jooeece-a. It's guud fur yuoo! I hefe-a tu vetch oofer yuoor preceeuoos leettle-a budeees. Vheech is elsu vhy zeere-a veell be-a cheeckee bruth in veter buttles in zee fendeeng mecheene-a frum noo oon! Nutheeng coores a coold better thun cheeckee bruth, thets vhet my mum used tu sey.

-Fur dessert: Lefftufer burthdey ceke-a! Boot be-a carreful leettle-a boottercoops! I run oooot ooff fluoor su I hed tu burroo sume-a frum my neeeghbur, vhu is a vuu duu veetch ductur. Teeng Tung Vella Vella Beeng Bung! See-a yuoo tumurroo leettle-a doompleengs! Bork Bork Bork!

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I am awed and terrified by how well you do this.]

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((Oh my god. So awesome.))

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

. . . dear Lord.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: OMG. *dies* You must continue to do this forever and EVER because you ROCK at it.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Can I have three whole chickens and a coke?"

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

Roy gets to counter after waiting in line.

"I'll have the, um, peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and chicken leg." He added hastily, remembering Marty's new pet, "COOKED chicken leg, please. And a soda."