Fandom High Holiday Pageant 2006, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Once everyone was seated, The Tick walked out onto the stage wearing a keen tux. He was ready to celebrate the holidays in style.

"Welcome, chums, to the 2006 Fandom High Holiday Pageant! This year, we're looking to make the pageant as broad as possible, covering several different holidays with several different methods of educating us all with fun! It's Funducation, not to be confused with Funded Education!"

"On the Holiday Tree of Funducation, information is the presents, and you are the children gathered around, hoping for the Hanukkah Wii of Information, or the X-Mas-Box of Knowledge! Our volunteers are the ornaments, making sure the Tree is shiny and festive! The participating classes are the lights that illuminate with organization and color! And I," Tick said, grinning broadly, "am a jolly man in a blue suit! I am not just your Master of Ceremonies tonight, I am also your Santa of Ceremonies! So please allow me to welcome you to this year's Tree of Funducation, the Holiday Pageant!"

[OOC: Please wait for and then follow the OCD. There is a thread for each performance, and then a Performance and Audience sub-thread for each. Please use the subthreads. Pretty self explanatory. Everyone should know what they're doing and which thread they're doing it in, hopefully. If, for some reason, we have threads that are not pinged into as of really late Friday night, I may get creative and randomly recruit people at the last minute if it doesn't Joss them just to make sure the pageant stands as being complete.

I'd like to say thank you in advance to all of my volunteers and I can't wait to see what you put together!]

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Rohatsu: Audience

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

React to the performance.

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel was having a hard time breathing she was laughing so hard.

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[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Oh. My. God." Sam laughed so hard she was crying. "I don't know why he bothers with clothes at all."

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Because he knows we'd probably thwap him if he showed up in a common room naked," Isabel said. "It's a little distracting. she added under her breath.

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[multiplez]

Wow, there was a lot of naked up there on that stage, between the poster and, well, Jack.

Not that Z was complaining or anything. "This is the best story ever," she declared.

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[notajar]

"...............Do they do this every year?" Door asks, her eyes not leaving the naked stage. "If not, they should be filming it."

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[multiplez]

"I don't know, I wasn't here last year. But they should." Z looked around hopefully for someone with a camera, and relaxed a little when she saw one.

"Okay, that purple-haired girl is filming. But she's also in costume, so probably not the whole thing. But she got this part!"

((Zero modded with permission. :D))

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[fates_jaye]

This is Jaye. This is Jaye dying laughing. And cheering a lot, can't imagine why.

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He totally didn't get it. Any of it.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/]

"Uh... wow," Weiss said, blinking.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker stood up on her chair and wolf-whistled. "Jack, Jack, Jack-- and yeah, Seely too!"

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Behold." Alanna managed through the laughter. "Oh brilliant!"

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly totally joined in singing the chorus. Y'know, when she could catch her breath from laughing so hard.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"This is gonna be stuck in my head until I die," Dawn was also laughing hard. "I don't remember the holidays being quite so nakey. Not that I mind..."

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[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

"Oh my god!" Molly said, flailing with excitement a little. "We'll have to see if we can get the footage of last year's pageant! The pirate showed it to all of the new people when I started last year. You. Will. Die!"

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[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

There were some things Cameron didn't need to see. Harkness almost naked was one of them. He did spend the other half of the performance laughing his ass off, however.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker was chortling next to Cam and saying, "Hey. At least you're not up there with him?"

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[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy didn't giggle often. This was one of those times. "What." he managed between giggles. "The. Hell?"

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[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"...Wow," Buffy said at the end and then started clapping, getting up from her seat. "Encore! Encore!"

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[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will tried to hold her giggles in check as the song started -- because this was a serious story, after all --, but broke out into peels of laughter about halfway through, and kept laughing until the song was done.

She'd also managed to get a bunch of pictures of the scene for later.

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Alanna was laughing a touch too hard to actually make sense. Possibly because she just won the mental bet with herself about the nakedness on stage this year.

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[can_be_more]

You know, now that Aeryn thinks about it, she's seen Jack naked a lot. That kind of disturbs her.

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[bookwormwood.livejournal.com]

Matilda is amused by the creativity but she also wonders what ever happened to G movies and laments quietly of her lost childhood.

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[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Oh dear lord." Evie slid down on her chair and kept her hands over her eyes for most of the performance. Well, she had to check if it was over, didn't she?

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[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter laughed a lot until he became acutely aware of how lodged in his brain the song was.