http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-12-08 02:23 am

Fandom High Holiday Pageant 2006, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

Once everyone was seated, The Tick walked out onto the stage wearing a keen tux. He was ready to celebrate the holidays in style.

"Welcome, chums, to the 2006 Fandom High Holiday Pageant! This year, we're looking to make the pageant as broad as possible, covering several different holidays with several different methods of educating us all with fun! It's Funducation, not to be confused with Funded Education!"

"On the Holiday Tree of Funducation, information is the presents, and you are the children gathered around, hoping for the Hanukkah Wii of Information, or the X-Mas-Box of Knowledge! Our volunteers are the ornaments, making sure the Tree is shiny and festive! The participating classes are the lights that illuminate with organization and color! And I," Tick said, grinning broadly, "am a jolly man in a blue suit! I am not just your Master of Ceremonies tonight, I am also your Santa of Ceremonies! So please allow me to welcome you to this year's Tree of Funducation, the Holiday Pageant!"

[OOC: Please wait for and then follow the OCD. There is a thread for each performance, and then a Performance and Audience sub-thread for each. Please use the subthreads. Pretty self explanatory. Everyone should know what they're doing and which thread they're doing it in, hopefully. If, for some reason, we have threads that are not pinged into as of really late Friday night, I may get creative and randomly recruit people at the last minute if it doesn't Joss them just to make sure the pageant stands as being complete.

I'd like to say thank you in advance to all of my volunteers and I can't wait to see what you put together!]

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Because he knows we'd probably thwap him if he showed up in a common room naked," Isabel said. "It's a little distracting. she added under her breath.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, it's way more than a little distracting," Sam agreed, still giggling, "and you better believe it."

She wolf-whistled.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Isabel laughed and joined in. "Work it Jack!!!!"

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't tell him that! We'll never get him off the stage!"

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"True, very true," she agreed. "Maybe he'll give you a repeat performance later?"

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sam grinned at Isabel.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll get to celebrate with the Festivus pole," Isabel grinned back. "Life is good."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sam's response was out of her mouth before she could think about it. "...dirty?"

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Sam!!!!" She said, turning bright red. "Not dirty! Didn't you see Greg earlier? He was the Festivus pole."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sam gasped for breath. "Not helping the image go away here, Isabel."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Isabel rethought her words and started to choke.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I blame Jack," Sam decided, still giggling, "He's getting all his hormones in the air and making everyone nuts." Nice scientific explanation, there, Carter.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the pretty. It does it every time." Of course Isabel probably won't be able to use that excuse when she starts to laugh the next time she sees Greg.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sam sighed and grinned a little goofily. "Yep. He certainly does have a lot of pretty."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"And Seely's not to bad himself. If you can get past the OMG he looks like Angel stage," she admitted. "Not that I ever had an issue with that."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess I never really thought of Angel that way," Sam mused, "and no, Seely's not bad. Still...naked Jack tush is hard to beat."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not arguing," Isabel said, nodding vigorously. "Nope, not a bit."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sam may have looked a little smug.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Isabel snickered. "Have fun when you get him alone later. I'd ask for a re-enactment."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"It might be Cedric's night," Sam admitted a little sadly. "I've kind of been monopolizing Jack's time lately, what with the injuries."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, he was worried about you," she replied. "You look like you're feeling better though."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm upright and can see out of both eyes again," Sam smiled, "so that's good."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Always, I'm just glad that in the end I was able to walk away with no major damage," Isabel said.

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Always what I look for in a fight," Sam said, completely seriously. "It never works out that way, but that's what I look for."

Re: Rohatsu: Audience

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-12-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
She nodded, "It makes sense. I've been lucky. So far the worst I had to deal with the dream demon in LA."