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Ethics [Thursday, November 16, 6th period]

Vader stalked into the classroom precisely on time--he was anal-retentive that way--and slammed the door shut.

"Today we begin with a discussion of the Seven Deadly Sins," he growled, holding up a hand and counting the first three off, "beginning with pride, gluttony, and envy. Why do you think these would be considered so deadly? Do you think of yourself being particularly attracted to any of these...vices?" He crossed his arms over his chest and looked around the classroom. "Discuss."
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[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-11-16 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Nope, can't say any of those really grab my attention." Okay, maybe he was shading the truth slightly on the pride thing. "What's so bad about them, anyway?"
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2006-11-16 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is part of this world's concept of failings that will keep you from a happy afterlife of some sort," Vader said, tone making it obvious how stupid he thought that idea was. "The seven include the basic character flaws of most sentient beings: lust, greed, envy, pride, gluttony, wrath, and laziness." Vader shrugged. "I rather enjoy wrath."

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[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-11-16 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh." Jack was boggling slightly that he apparently agreed with Vader on something - it sounded pretty dumb to him, as well. "I've hit three of those already this week, and I have to say, I'm pretty happy."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2006-11-17 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know what happy has to do with anything," Vader grumbled, "but I hardly see seven character issues causing huge amounts of distruction."

He was an amazing liar.

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[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-11-17 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"They might, if they're all you do." Jack gave a snort of laughter. "But I'd rather take the chance and be happy now, 'cause I'm pretty sure you can't have any fun when you're dead, even if there is an afterlife."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2006-11-17 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
"The encounters I've had with the dead have been largely devoid of fun, yes," Vader replied.

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[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-11-17 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
"So what's the point in avoiding these 'deadly sins'," and yes, there were sarcastic air quotes, "if you don't get to live it up afterwards?" Shaking his head, Jack was obviously amused. "They really expect people to buy this stuff?"
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2006-11-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"On this planet, apparently yes," Vader said, voice dripping with disdain.

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[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-11-17 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack leaned back in his chair, clearly amused. "It explains a lot."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2006-11-17 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"None of it complimentary," Vader said, then stalked off.
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