School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick took the stage once the audience was nice and full and smiled. "Crime is a broken drive-up ATM machine. It doesn't pay. Trust me, as a former full-time and current freelance Bank Teller of Justice I know this well. Sure, the ATM is faster when you get it to work, and it's the easier way to make money, but it'll break down, leaving you high and dry. And broke. It's best to park the car, go inside, do things right, and cross that Vestibule of Right because otherwise you're going to end up with nothing in time!"

"Trust me, I've been a superhero long enough, I know what I'm talking about!"

"Today's speakers are criminals who've learned how bad the life can be, who've learned that it's not worth the chance of saving a little bit of time only to end up unable to retrieve your Money from the Bank of Law."

[OOC: Standard assembly stuff. Threads for speakers are marked, please don't comment in those threads until the speaker has, speakers should also ping into the Q&A thread.]

Comments

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Did you tell them you were gonna play along with the whole crime doesn't pay bit or did they just assume?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Lilah eyed him. "Junior? Unless you're a representative of the administration, that's none of your damn business."

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy shrugged. "I just thought it was funny that the first speaker at a crime doesn't pay assembly tells us just the opposite." he said. He was about to leave when he had a sudden thought. "ever have any dealings with an Arms Dealer named Destro?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

"No. You want information about Arms Dealers, talk to the Mayor."

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

billy snickered. "Good to know. Thanks. Best of luck with your evil."