http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-11-10 01:10 am
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School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

The Tick took the stage once the audience was nice and full and smiled. "Crime is a broken drive-up ATM machine. It doesn't pay. Trust me, as a former full-time and current freelance Bank Teller of Justice I know this well. Sure, the ATM is faster when you get it to work, and it's the easier way to make money, but it'll break down, leaving you high and dry. And broke. It's best to park the car, go inside, do things right, and cross that Vestibule of Right because otherwise you're going to end up with nothing in time!"

"Trust me, I've been a superhero long enough, I know what I'm talking about!"

"Today's speakers are criminals who've learned how bad the life can be, who've learned that it's not worth the chance of saving a little bit of time only to end up unable to retrieve your Money from the Bank of Law."

[OOC: Standard assembly stuff. Threads for speakers are marked, please don't comment in those threads until the speaker has, speakers should also ping into the Q&A thread.]

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] pinky-n-brain.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I see. That's very commendable of you, to concern yourself with her feelings. I myself have little in common with your average rat, but perhaps Pinky can shed some light on your conundrum. Pinky?"

Pinky bounced forward. "I'm not naked, Brain. I have fur!"

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you named after your tail?" Willow asked Pinky.

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] pinky-n-brain.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"No. No, if I was named after my tail I'd be Ringy or Wavy or Taily. I'm Pinky for all the bits of me that are pink. My ears, and my nose, and my eyes and my skin, NARF!, but you can't see that 'cause I'm not naked."

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Which makes sense," Willow said. "Thank you, Pinky!"

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] pinky-n-brain.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Brain rolled his eyes as Pinky jumped up and down, waving and saying, "You're welcome," while laughing excitedly.