http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-11-10 01:10 am
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School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

The Tick took the stage once the audience was nice and full and smiled. "Crime is a broken drive-up ATM machine. It doesn't pay. Trust me, as a former full-time and current freelance Bank Teller of Justice I know this well. Sure, the ATM is faster when you get it to work, and it's the easier way to make money, but it'll break down, leaving you high and dry. And broke. It's best to park the car, go inside, do things right, and cross that Vestibule of Right because otherwise you're going to end up with nothing in time!"

"Trust me, I've been a superhero long enough, I know what I'm talking about!"

"Today's speakers are criminals who've learned how bad the life can be, who've learned that it's not worth the chance of saving a little bit of time only to end up unable to retrieve your Money from the Bank of Law."

[OOC: Standard assembly stuff. Threads for speakers are marked, please don't comment in those threads until the speaker has, speakers should also ping into the Q&A thread.]

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Never heard of Wolverine. Weird," Deadpool muttered, shaking his head.

"Since you don't know who he is, then no. But I can assure you, I'm very good at what I do. I'd show you, but..." Deadpool said, pouting, "They took my weapons. What kind of school doesn't allow weaponry?!"

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Preaching to the choir, man. Weapon of choice?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Sword, but if I'm in a hurry guns work just as well," Deadpool replied. "You?"

(Ah, shop talk. Always fun.)

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Guns, mostly. Knives for close combat. The one eye makes sword fighting really tough. Although my personal undying favorite is explosives."

Re: Speaker Q&A [11/10]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, getting blown up took the shine off using explosives for me. But way to be handicap-able with your killing."