School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Tick took the stage once the audience was nice and full and smiled. "Crime is a broken drive-up ATM machine. It doesn't pay. Trust me, as a former full-time and current freelance Bank Teller of Justice I know this well. Sure, the ATM is faster when you get it to work, and it's the easier way to make money, but it'll break down, leaving you high and dry. And broke. It's best to park the car, go inside, do things right, and cross that Vestibule of Right because otherwise you're going to end up with nothing in time!"

"Trust me, I've been a superhero long enough, I know what I'm talking about!"

"Today's speakers are criminals who've learned how bad the life can be, who've learned that it's not worth the chance of saving a little bit of time only to end up unable to retrieve your Money from the Bank of Law."

[OOC: Standard assembly stuff. Threads for speakers are marked, please don't comment in those threads until the speaker has, speakers should also ping into the Q&A thread.]

Comments

Re: Speaker 4: Xena

[drjcovington.livejournal.com]

That? Would be Janice in the back of the room, bug-eyed, absolutely rigid and possibly choking to death on her cup of coffee.

That would also be Janice scurrying not-so-surreptitiously along the wall up toward the front of the room.

Re: Speaker 4: Xena

[hasmanyskills.livejournal.com]

Xena blinked when she caught sight of Janice.

The sudden drop in comments about friends who occasionally just needed to shut up was purely coincidental. Really.