fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

The Tick took the stage once the audience was nice and full and smiled. "Crime is a broken drive-up ATM machine. It doesn't pay. Trust me, as a former full-time and current freelance Bank Teller of Justice I know this well. Sure, the ATM is faster when you get it to work, and it's the easier way to make money, but it'll break down, leaving you high and dry. And broke. It's best to park the car, go inside, do things right, and cross that Vestibule of Right because otherwise you're going to end up with nothing in time!"

"Trust me, I've been a superhero long enough, I know what I'm talking about!"

"Today's speakers are criminals who've learned how bad the life can be, who've learned that it's not worth the chance of saving a little bit of time only to end up unable to retrieve your Money from the Bank of Law."

[OOC: Standard assembly stuff. Threads for speakers are marked, please don't comment in those threads until the speaker has, speakers should also ping into the Q&A thread.]

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"I am sure that now you students are confused, befuddled, and not entirely yet clear on the concept despite the great speeches, orations, and lectures from the various masterminds who are here in front of you on the stage, talking and speaking. So I will answer your questions, comments, and concerns now. Not later, but right now as you ask them of me!"

Well, he would if you could get him to shut up.

School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

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