Ethics [Thursday, November 9, 6th period]

[sith_happened]

Vader swept into the room and slammed the door behind him as usual.

"Immortality," he intoned, pacing in front of the class, mental walls incredibly strong. On this topic most of all, he had no interest in students poking around in his head. "Many beings have made life-altering choices in order to avoid dying, or to try to avoid someone they love dying. They've broken under torture, they've made pacts with powerful beings, they've sold their souls like a commodity. They've cloned themselves, murdered thousands, created machines to stop the passage of time."

Vader's cape billowed out around him as he turned. "Today's discussion is not about why all sentient and mortal beings seem to fear death. Today, you shall discuss what you would be prepared to give up if it would guarantee that you would live forever."

Comments

Re: What would you do to live forever?

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"What, like the Klondike bar? I already live forever."

Re: What would you do to live forever?

[sith_happened]

"You've discovered the key to immortality on this planet."

Vader didn't sound at all convinced.

Re: What would you do to live forever?

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"No, the key to immortality on every planet. All's you need is a time travel device, and you could be stuck in a constant loop, like me. Or a sawtooth snap."

Re: What would you do to live forever?

[sith_happened]

"But then I'd be stuck forever as an annoying teenager who doesn't know when to keep quiet," Vader growled as he stomped away.