Lunch- Monday

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Velcume-a tu zee furst dey ooff schuul stoodents! I knoo yuoo're-a ell reedy tu leern und hefe-a fun...vell, mure-a leerneeng thun foon. Unless yuoo're-a veurd und theenk leerneeng is fun...

Tudey's Menoo:

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Greee Beuns

-Frooeet Coop

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[forgottenpants]

Nadia brightened again. "Hacking into the government, you say?" He paused. "Those things come with axes?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots swallowed and back tracked. "Not litterally, it's a term. You go into the government's computers from yours only it's illegal and the reason I'm here."

[forgottenpants]

"What good is it to go into their computers?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"One, it's fun. Two, it's against the law. Three, nowdays, all information is stored on computers so if you get into the governments computers you basically know everything they do about everyone and everything."

[forgottenpants]

". . . Including security on the gold?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"We don't use gold as currency anymore." Broots informed him.

[forgottenpants]

"Still worth somethin', ain't it?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Definetly, yeah. But all stores take dollars now and you would have to exchange your gold at the bank."

[forgottenpants]

"Well, then, I'll just have to do that."

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots nodded. "Any other concerns, questions, whatever?"

[forgottenpants]

"Yeah. Where do I get a horse?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"A what? Why would you need a horse?" Broots blinked. "And I have no clue."

[forgottenpants]

"Why wouldn't I need one? They got stables here, they gotta have horses somewhere,"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Guh? The island is tiny, you can walk around it in like half an hour. And if you leave the island on a horse, people will think you're insane."

[forgottenpants]

"But you don't have to."

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Walk? But...small island. Why ride a horse?"

[forgottenpants]

"You got somethin' against pachyderms?"

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"A what?"

[forgottenpants]

"Pachyderm. Horse."