http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-24 01:10 am
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Sexual Education [08/24] - Thursday Afternoon

When the students were all in the Danger Shop which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop, finally. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Juuuust a handful of rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the fake person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Shop will dim immediately, and your person will vanish, like magic or something. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't sweat it, guys."

She glanced at Bridge, frowning. "They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Make me proud, kids."

[Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]
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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-08-24 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Phoebe looked up and nodded, taking the hanky. "Thank you," she said, trying not to cry even more.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi, Pete." She looked around. "Actually, it's my first time here. I've... never really done anything like this before."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Secret hooker-rehabilting nuns." Blair whispered. "Are you ready to go?"
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, okay. I've got a credit card," he said. One nice thing about credit fraud - he never had to worry about his dad finding the bill. "Um. These rough things that you do...are you sure they're safe?"
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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-08-24 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Guy trouble," she said softly, looking down at the table.
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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-08-24 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Xander winces. "Yee-eah, maybe more like tour-guide? I've got this whole set of mantis-lady issues about teachers..."

No, you would not be wrong in pointing out that Xander has a set of issues about everything. That's how come he's got 19 years worth of Issues Unlimited bagged and boarded under his bed.
likethegun: (i'm slowly catching up)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-24 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Um. Okay," Sam replied, not even trying to hide his nervousness now.
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Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] sensethevisions 2006-08-24 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Phoebe sighed and then shook her head. "No, other way around, really."

Why was she talking to a stranger about this so naturally and freely?

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, pretty much," she said. "At least, on my own and inviting someone over to my table." She blushed a little.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh." Blair tilted his head at her. "Sorry, I just thought because of the dancing and the lasso and..."

"Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Pip grinned. "Well, not to pick up pretty girls like you, no. To keep from scaring pretty girls like you, yes."

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