http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-24 01:10 am
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Sexual Education [08/24] - Thursday Afternoon

When the students were all in the Danger Shop which they had totally handwavily been told was the location for the day, okay?, Becky smiled.

"Hi. Last workshop, finally. What we're doing here today is putting everything you've learned to good use."

She pressed a button on the remote, and the Danger Shop transformed into a poorly-lit, crowded bar. Onstage, a pretty blonde girl no older than eighteen was dancing and swinging a lasso.

And yes - it was all in black and white, as were the students themselves, save for a few splashes of color here and there.

"Your assignment, boys and girls, is to pick someone up. Find a seat at the bar or a table, and within minutes, someone'll come along. You're to make small talk with them, and then get the person in question to want to have sex with you. Make sure to specify what you're into, and that you use protection. People in Kadie's usually like to know these things. You have until the end of class today to accomplish this goal. People who make it into compromising positions get cookies."

She held up three fingers. "Juuuust a handful of rules before I turn you loose. One - if you get far enough to where the fake person wants to have sex with you, your portion of the Shop will dim immediately, and your person will vanish, like magic or something. No getting me in trouble. Two - order what you want from Shellie, but if you act drunk, you're getting detention. And three - things in Kadie's can get kinda rough. Be nice to the other patrons, and they'll be nice to you. And if they aren't, I'll take care of it. Oh, and if you have a significant other to worry about, don't sweat it, guys."

She glanced at Bridge, frowning. "They're virtual people, and you don't even have to touch most of 'em to let 'em know what you want. It's all about the talking, baby."

She smiled. "Make me proud, kids."

[Please see OOC thread for notes. Also, second link may not be completely work safe.]
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-24 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
His eyes widened a little more with each thing she listed, and he was outright pale by the time she mentioned asphyxiation. "Um, I'm really not sure about that last one," he said. "I kind of have a thing about choking. A bad thing, I mean."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Pip laughed. "I always figured the eyepatch would give it away."
soldtoarmenians: (floor)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-08-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, that works; I'm... pretty good at taking them," Xander blurts. And then wonders if he really just said that.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bridge may be smirking, just a little.
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-24 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I don't know. I..." Sam trailed off weakly, giving her a highly nervous look. She may have just been a virtual person, but that didn't mean she wasn't a forceful virtual person. "Okay," he finally said.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair waved his hand. "Keep it on the down low, man. I don't want to catch the attention of the hooker overlords."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Damn," Pip said. "I guess I can't rely it to pick up girls then. Just my rugged good looks."

He winked at her.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana smiled warmly at him and nodded towards the seat across from her.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Field trip sounds, um..." Bridge glances over at Xander.

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi. I'm Lana," she offered. "I'm glad you came over."

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair nodded seriously. "I'm sure that's an alias, but yes. I'm here to take you away from all this. The nuns have found a way out."
soldtoarmenians: (1-theresathought)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] soldtoarmenians 2006-08-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Educational?"

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2006-08-24 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"What he said!" Bridge nods vigorously.
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Assignment: Pick someone up [08/24]

[personal profile] likethegun 2006-08-24 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It was back to eye widening as Sam realized exactly what sort of woman she was. "I have some money, yeah," he said, trying for Dean-level smoothness again.

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