ext_227668 ([identity profile] suzotchka.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-16 09:07 pm
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Monologuing, etc. Workshop #6, Thursday morning

"Today is our second-last workshop - I believe the correct turn of phrase here would be 'woe' -" with, of course, the appropriate facial expression, "So we're going to be doing something a little more fun. Get into the mind of the enemy, so to speak, and make you appreciate the value of an opponent not up on his cliches." She nodded towards the stacks of paper on the table next to her. "Grab a copy of the Evil Overlord List and read through it, discuss if you like. Then I want you to write up the plans your Lair of Evil and your Legions of Terror. If you really want to wow me, include some plans for world domination in there, as well. Work alone, work in pairs, backstab and steal each other's ideas, I don't care. Go forth, my budding evil geniuses! Go forth and destroy!"

[[Yeah, I know, ridiculously early, but if it isn't now it's never. I'm off to bed. Have fun.]]

Re: Plans

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-08-18 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
"My lair would have to be an underground fortress. Like a bunker, only with better security. My legions of terror would all be special ops trained and I'd bring someone in to train them against psychic attacks. Oh! And they'd have to pass a psych test and a physical. They'd have to be able to outrun a steamroller. My plans for domination are easy. Assassinate and blame it on the other guys. Let them kill each other off after that and then come in and pick up what's left."