Monologuing, etc. Workshop #6, Thursday morning

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

"Today is our second-last workshop - I believe the correct turn of phrase here would be 'woe' -" with, of course, the appropriate facial expression, "So we're going to be doing something a little more fun. Get into the mind of the enemy, so to speak, and make you appreciate the value of an opponent not up on his cliches." She nodded towards the stacks of paper on the table next to her. "Grab a copy of the Evil Overlord List and read through it, discuss if you like. Then I want you to write up the plans your Lair of Evil and your Legions of Terror. If you really want to wow me, include some plans for world domination in there, as well. Work alone, work in pairs, backstab and steal each other's ideas, I don't care. Go forth, my budding evil geniuses! Go forth and destroy!"

[[Yeah, I know, ridiculously early, but if it isn't now it's never. I'm off to bed. Have fun.]]

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[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

I will be accepting suitably terrifying titles.

Discuss

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

I will ensure that my doomsday device is built to code and properly grounded.

Plans

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot hit a man-sized target at a distance of ten metres will be used as target practice.

Talk to Ivanova

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!" After that, death is usually instantaneous.

OOC

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

*sleeps*

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[thenamesxander.livejournal.com]

Xander Bly

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[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx

Re: Discuss

[thenamesxander.livejournal.com]

Xander looks over the list. And is suddenly glad that Imperious and Koragg apparently never read it.

Re: Plans

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx wrote up his assignment with ease and glee. It was several sheets of paper, stapled, with big bold headers written in bright blue block letters.


My Lair of Evil is particularly special, Demyx explained on the page. It's not just a Lair, but a whole world on its own. It's where myself and the rest of the Organization live and work and continue on our plans of...evil? Then he sketched a picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/kiara_jinzan/other/world_that_never_was.jpg) of the world.


Demyx wrote This is what my minions will look like, drawing another picture (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/kiara_jinzan/other/kh2ucr26.jpg).


This is what we plan to do, Demyx wrote. We plan to steal the hearts from everyone in order to fill Kingdom Hearts. Then, we'll use its power in order to restore ourselves to the way we should be.

Re: OOC

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

...I apologize for the hugeness of the headers. The muse got carried away.

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[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma

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[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Yeah. With Setsuna. *grrrr*

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[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Charlie Kawalsky

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[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Mine is an evil laugh.

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[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

Peter Parker

Re: Talk to Ivanova

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced excitedly off to the side and waited for as long as he could before his excitement got the best of him.

"IVANOVA, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"

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[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer

Re: Plans

[joxertehmighty.livejournal.com]

Joxer thinks.

"For my evil plans we will... laugh at your ancestors! Spit on your shoes! Make rude comments about your parentage!"

So he wasn't thinking on a proper scale. Oops.

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip Bernadette

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[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim Desmond

Re: Discuss

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

"Never, ever say, anything resembling the phrase, `Nothing can stop me now.`"

Re: Plans

[grand-fallguy.livejournal.com]

Tim thought about that. He supposed if he were going to take over the world, he could use the Leeside as a hideout. Most of the Fae would never dare enter, and most humans didn't believe it existed. "I guess the biggest question," he mused out loud. "Is, could I recruit my friends or will they try to stop me?" He thought Yang would like to join him. Maybe the Mandel kids and Neil as well.

Re: Talk to Ivanova

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova laughed. "Whoa, chief, what's up?"

[[Slowplay is our friend. Sorry!]]

Re: Plans

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"My lair would have to be an underground fortress. Like a bunker, only with better security. My legions of terror would all be special ops trained and I'd bring someone in to train them against psychic attacks. Oh! And they'd have to pass a psych test and a physical. They'd have to be able to outrun a steamroller. My plans for domination are easy. Assassinate and blame it on the other guys. Let them kill each other off after that and then come in and pick up what's left."