How to Win Friends and yadda yadda yadda [8/15]

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Cox belts out a sharp peircing whistled and points for everyone to sit down in their seats. When everyone is at least pretending to pay attention, Cox begins his rant lecture.

"If you're like me? Chances are people are going to annoy you with their pesky personal problems that will distract you from your main goal in life. In order to deal with this issue you must learn to look like you care when really you don't.

Method One: Feign interest.
"Gosh Newbie. I never realized how wonderfully boring your life could be. Please tell me in excruiating detail about how your stuffed dog smells like pancakes."

Method Two: Barely acknowledge their existence
*grunt*

Method Three: Find a polite way to get out of the conversation while still making said person think you care about their feelings
"Go away Newbie."

Please pair up with another classmate. One of you will whine and emo about your life and the other will use all three methods outlined for you. Then switch."

Comments

Re: Assignment: [8/15]

[can_be_more]

Aeryn's quiet for a moment, thinking of something that's not too personal that she can actually talk about.

"Zack tried to hug me."

Re: Assignment: [8/15]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"How traumatic for you," said Elizabeth idly.

Re: Assignment: [8/15]

[can_be_more]

Aeryn blinks. "That's all I have."

Re: Assignment: [8/15]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"Huh. Okay then," said Elizabeth, shrugging. "That mean we're done then?"

Re: Assignment: [8/15]

[can_be_more]

She shrugs back. "Looks like."