Special Collections

[janet_fraiser]

Thank God she was library staff. Janet took a deep breath and fingered the magnetic stripe on her library card. Professor Methos had configured it to allow her into Special Collections. Time to see what she could find.

Comments

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Complete lie* Sorry Doc. Better than any stupid Jarhead

*Big smile* Hell yeah, always up for some rule-breaking.

[OOC: *Snorts because she has same omage too now*]

[janet_fraiser]

*does not believe Jack* *at all* *remembers SG3, rolls eyes a LOT*

You know, remember when we were such sticklers for the rules? Most of them, anyway? What the hell happened?

*waits for Crichton to run away crying like a pansy boy before opening door to S.C.*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Bah, that was the responsible me we had clearance for everything. Back when I was young, the first time, I almost got thrown out of the accademy a dozen times at least. I cooled down for a while after that. Course then Kawalsky MY LOVE! came along and the stupidity came back with a force.

*At Crichton* Wuss.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*At Jack*

Leg shaver.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

It makes me more aerodynamic!

Panty-wearing skirt-sniffer.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*hates omg*

Dr. Jackson's gay lover!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Can't remember if you're the Lee-Lover of the Archie-Lover*

Puppet molester!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

LEE LOVER OMG

Horse whisperer!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

YOU ALL LOOK ALIKE DAMMIT!

Goat roper!

[janet_fraiser]

Crichton loves Lee. Cam loves Archie.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

That's right! It's hard to keep them straight in order sometimes.

[janet_fraiser]

That's one word I wouldn't use to describe any of us, sir. *contemplates burning a copy of Air Force regs just for fun*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Straight as a circle!

[janet_fraiser]

*laughs a LOT* *decides sending the ashes to Mackenzie would be much more fun than shredding the whole thing and sending it to him*

[janet_fraiser]

Daniel Jackson IS NOT GAY.

*hates even more* *contemplates calling Crichton 'Marianne Dashwood' from Sense & Sensibility*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I saw him trying on Liberace's robes!

*oblivious to hate*

[OOC: I, though, adore you for the S&S crack.]

[janet_fraiser]

*contemplates trying to insist that his sense of fashion marks him as straight*

*gives up that line of argument before trying it*

He is not gay! I am working my way up to seriously making out with him soon, damn it. *contemplates Daniel's OMG so beautiful blue eyes*

[janet_fraiser]

Yes, but that was you. I was always a stickler for the rules. Always.

*has decided that the OMG!trauma of death released her wild side*

*wonders why the hell it hasn't for Daniel, given how many times he's died.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

See, this is what happens when I get distracted.

The is him wild.

[janet_fraiser]

What happens when you get distracted? You don't notice my wild side?

*is TRAUMATIZED, like, OMG, and therefore has decided that she needs to make out a lot discover the practical applications of extreme bitchiness terrorize the poor school librarian bend the rules, like, a LOT*

I am terrified. Of course, my heart still TOTALLY BELONGS TO DANIEL. But this is the man's wild side? Kind of sad.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Wait until he get's drunk. He's a friendly drunk.

[janet_fraiser]

*must seriously lay in stock of alcohol and bring Daniel some Irish Coffee for next intense conversation*

*of course, is actually getting PHYSICAL CONTACT with Daniel when no one's life is in danger*

*basks in afterglow*

*realizes she is totally pathetic*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

OH NOES JANET DON'T DIE AGAIN!

[janet_fraiser]

*is not worried about dying right now, because if she is going to die again she had better get some smoochies and making out first*

*realizes she has contemplated dying a second time*

*feels the trauma OMG and hopes that once you come back from one death you come back from them all*

*needs comfort*

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky wants to comfort you!