Special Collections

[janet_fraiser]

Thank God she was library staff. Janet took a deep breath and fingered the magnetic stripe on her library card. Professor Methos had configured it to allow her into Special Collections. Time to see what she could find.

Comments

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Was that supossed to be a threat? Threat's aren't normally a good thing Princess

Gross! I can't believe you admitted you watch Granny!Porn. Sicko.

[OOC: OMG so much fun!]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*At Jack*

Leg shaver.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

It makes me more aerodynamic!

Panty-wearing skirt-sniffer.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I don't threaten. I promise, Pretty Girl.

Julia Child is my mother's favorite show. Too bad you're mother couldn't watch it because of the OMFG herpes she had on her eyes.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Really you think I'm pretty?

Mama's boy That reminds me, she wanted me to tell you she was sorry about the ghonnerea you caught from [Name edited to ensure my survival].

[janet_fraiser]

*knows what a scone is* *ponders throwing them at the boys*

[janet_fraiser]

*is sad, because she knows Crichton is only comforting her in order to get pictures of Johnina*

*wonders if Crichton realizes she also has pictures of happy!drunk!Parker and Kawalsky and Jack making out wrestling*

*does not think it matters, as Crichton does not like her anyway and is only after her for her pictures*

He was not! He was working on a research paper! And totally macking on me. Besides, didn't I see you sneaking into the home ec room when it was empty so you could make a souffle?

[janet_fraiser]

Yes, but that was you. I was always a stickler for the rules. Always.

*has decided that the OMG!trauma of death released her wild side*

*wonders why the hell it hasn't for Daniel, given how many times he's died.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*hates omg*

Dr. Jackson's gay lover!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You're pretty a lot.

I saw your mom selling oranges on the highway. She says your college education is almost here!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*doesn't know this but it isn't true. likes Janet*

*doesn't know this but wants to see those pictures omg*

*Crichton doesn't comfort those he doesn't like.* *snuggles*

Cooking is a needed skill!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

See, this is what happens when I get distracted.

The is him wild.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

*Can't remember if you're the Lee-Lover of the Archie-Lover*

Puppet molester!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

You're pretty too. I like your eyes.

Woohoo! Me go err forz, me get PAAD, me get me edgeamuhKAshon!

[janet_fraiser]

*feels comforted somehow and much more liked*

*is going to have to hold onto the Parker picture for leverage, however, is contemplating selling pics of Kawalsky and Jack making out wrestling*

*has horrifying realization that she may have accidentally taken a picture of cleavage camera storage area*

*prays no one notices*

*snuggles Crichton*

Yeah, but cooking souffles is not a needed skill. Aren't you supposed to barbecue if you're a manly man or something?

[janet_fraiser]

*decides to sit, manicure fingernails while waiting for inevitable makeout scene wrestling match*

*hopes she has digital camera around*

[janet_fraiser]

What happens when you get distracted? You don't notice my wild side?

*is TRAUMATIZED, like, OMG, and therefore has decided that she needs to make out a lot discover the practical applications of extreme bitchiness terrorize the poor school librarian bend the rules, like, a LOT*

I am terrified. Of course, my heart still TOTALLY BELONGS TO DANIEL. But this is the man's wild side? Kind of sad.

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

Wait until he get's drunk. He's a friendly drunk.

[janet_fraiser]

*must seriously lay in stock of alcohol and bring Daniel some Irish Coffee for next intense conversation*

*of course, is actually getting PHYSICAL CONTACT with Daniel when no one's life is in danger*

*basks in afterglow*

*realizes she is totally pathetic*

[janet_fraiser]

Daniel Jackson IS NOT GAY.

*hates even more* *contemplates calling Crichton 'Marianne Dashwood' from Sense & Sensibility*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

LEE LOVER OMG

Horse whisperer!

[janet_fraiser]

Crichton loves Lee. Cam loves Archie.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I saw him trying on Liberace's robes!

*oblivious to hate*

[OOC: I, though, adore you for the S&S crack.]

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

OH NOES JANET DON'T DIE AGAIN!

[2ls-in-oneill.livejournal.com]

YOU ALL LOOK ALIKE DAMMIT!

Goat roper!