*is sad, because she knows Crichton is only comforting her in order to get pictures of Johnina*

*wonders if Crichton realizes she also has pictures of happy!drunk!Parker and Kawalsky and Jack making out wrestling*

*does not think it matters, as Crichton does not like her anyway and is only after her for her pictures*

He was not! He was working on a research paper! And totally macking on me. Besides, didn't I see you sneaking into the home ec room when it was empty so you could make a souffle?