Festivus in July, Fandom High front lawn, Friday afternoon

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Sometime during morning workshops, when no one was paying nearly enough attention except those concerned, the Fandom High schoolgrounds had filled with snow.

For the record, "those concerned" meant Rory Gilmore and several dozen snow cone distributors from the mainland. But who wants to ruin the illusion? Students who were curious might assume that it was simply a Festivus in July miracle, or some such.

In the middle of the lawn stood a bare, aluminum pole. Festivus tradition, you know.

[Yes, the schoolgrounds have snow. I'm weathermodding and saying it's cool enough today through this evening for it to stick, and it'll melt overnight. And yes, we're having Festivus in July. For those not in the know, here is a handy Wiki link! Please wait for OCD. Up, yay!]

Comments

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to tell Anakin you rejected him," Greg said sadly.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Then I'll tell Aeryn you have fantasies about her."

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"That isn't true though," Greg said.

It totally was.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You're not not having fantasies of Aeryn?" His sister used to get him with this trick all the time.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Right."

Greg is kind of stupid sometimes.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John gasps.

"Having fantasies about my girlfriend! I knew it! I am so telling her!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"What?" Greg stared. "Nuh uh!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You just admitted it!" John nods and points at him. "What kinda fantasies?"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"None! She's your girlfriend!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but she's hot," John tells him. "And I know she loves me so fantasies don't bother me since I know you won't act on them."

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I have a girlfriend, too," Greg reminded him. Yes, he was stalling.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Aw." John grins and pats his shoulder. "No worries, buddy. I'm just teasing you."

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"You have to hug Anakin!" Greg said. Yay diversionary tactics.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Omg, I hate you and you're evil!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I'm gonna go cry!"

Greg looked very sad.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You faked me out and I was being all sensitive!"

John looks sad back.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I appreciate your sensitivity in a manly way!" Greg said. "Why don't you want to hug the Braidyman? He's cuddly like a little kittycat!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Then you hug since you've obviously got a big crush on him," John says.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I do not!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Do too!" John start singing. "Greg and Anakin sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes Jedi love and then comes Jedi marriage. And then comes Anagreg in the baby carraige!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"He's not allowed!" Greg pointed out.

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Illicit marriage!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No!" Greg shook his head. "I think he has a thing for his turtle, anyway."

Re: Non-Festivus things

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Greg/Yoda/Anakin! There's room for three!"

Re: Non-Festivus things

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No turtle-love for me!"