The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Harper was once again sitting with his feet up. He pointed to a list on the wall. "Spilt up into your assigned pairings."

Once everyone had divided up, Harper tapped his controller and cell walls shimmered into being around the different pairings.

"Inevitably, you are going to really annoy someone to the point that they'll lock you up and throw away the key. Unless you happen to have a very good lawyer, or friends with high powered weaponry, you are going to have to rely on your wits to get you out of there."

"Have fun."

[Cells are fairly basic closed boxes, with electronically operated doors. They have two bolted to the wall bunks with basic bedding, a toilet, and a sink.]

Group One
Xander Bly
Molly Hayes

Group Two
Cameron Mitchell
John Crichton

Group Three
Elizabeth Weir
Peter Griffin

Group Four
John Connor
Philip J. Fry

Group Five
Samantha Carter
Janet Fraiser

Group Six
Jamie Madrox
Aeryn Sun

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up. Post away!]
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Comments

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"We could try to bribe Harper to let us out with the gum?"

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron shrugged. At least it was an idea. "We can try," he looked at the doors. "Does this thing have a key or is it a code thingie?"

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Probably code," John says, waving to try and get Harper's attention. "Hey! If you let us out, we'll clean the classroom for a week."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Harper tapped a control to pipe his voice into John and Cameron's cell. "It's a simulated environment, it doesn't need cleaning."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron looked around to see if there was a camera. Not detecting one, he waved his piece of gum around. "You get gum?"

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Harper blinked. "Gum?"

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"Menthos the freshmaker?" Cameron tried.

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"There's more where that came from," John adds. "Lots more. A huge supply. And it's yours if you let us out."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"You know, gum really isn't that effective a bribe."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Annoyed, Cameron tossed the gum onto one of the beds. "Stupid idea," he grumbled at John.

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Harper then had a very uncharitable and not very teacherly idea. One of these two bozos had broken Tyr. A little payback was in order.

"All right, gum is out of the question, but there is something you can do to get out of there."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Oh?" John perks up. "What's that?"

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Make out with each other."

Well, if he ended up fired, it was worth it.

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John frowns. "Are you even allowed to do that?"

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Yes," Harper said. "At least I'm not turning you into small furry animals."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron blinked and looked at John. "No way I kissing you."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"You have dry lips!" John says. "I wouldn't kiss you if he paid me."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"You're pudgy!" Cameron countered, scowling. "I wouldn't kiss you if my life depended on it."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I am not pudgy!" John says and pushes one of Cam's shoulders. "You're annoying."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron shoved John back. "You're lazy."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Oh bite me," John says and shoves harder.

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

"I was more thinking of kicking your ass," Cameron countered. Having enough of getting shoved, he tried to hit John's shoulder.

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Harper coughed. "Gentlemen, I'm not seeing any kissing."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John glares at Harper before stepping on Cam's foot.

"This is more fun than kissing."

Re: Escape! - Group Two (Kludge- Wk3)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Not for me, it isn't."