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Harper was once again sitting with his feet up. He pointed to a list on the wall. "Spilt up into your assigned pairings."

Once everyone had divided up, Harper tapped his controller and cell walls shimmered into being around the different pairings.

"Inevitably, you are going to really annoy someone to the point that they'll lock you up and throw away the key. Unless you happen to have a very good lawyer, or friends with high powered weaponry, you are going to have to rely on your wits to get you out of there."

"Have fun."

[Cells are fairly basic closed boxes, with electronically operated doors. They have two bolted to the wall bunks with basic bedding, a toilet, and a sink.]

Group One
Xander Bly
Molly Hayes

Group Two
Cameron Mitchell
John Crichton

Group Three
Elizabeth Weir
Peter Griffin

Group Four
John Connor
Philip J. Fry

Group Five
Samantha Carter
Janet Fraiser

Group Six
Jamie Madrox
Aeryn Sun

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"Tyr can make out with you and then we can get out," John says tightly and pulls Cam's hair.

"But you two are so cute together," Tyr said from the bunk he'd just shimmered into existence on.

Cameron blinked as John and him weren't alone anymore. He moved away from John to keep him from pulling his hair. "Great, maybe we can pay him with gum to bust us out?"

"I'll set you up on a cupcake date with Harper if you get us our of here, Mr. Tyr," John says, sucking up like whoa.

"I already have a cupcake date with Harper," Tyr said. "And bubblegum."

Cameron turned to look at John and raised an eyebrow.

"Yay cupcake date!" John cheers. "What can we do to convince you to help us get out of here?"

Tyr blew a big pink bubble before replying. "Boykissy."

Harper in the meanwhile, was flailing because he only programmed the gum into Tyr.

"Fine." John stands up and walks over to stand in front of Tyr. "I'm gonna kiss you if Harper doesn't let us out."

Tyr looked down at John. "Not exactly the kind of boykissy I had in mind."

Harper? Still flailing.

"You," he says, pointing at Tyr, "didn't specify. I have a scary girlfriend. She'll hurt you if I kiss you."

Tyr pointed to Cameron. "Does he have a scary girlfriend?"

Cameron groaned. "No way, man."

"Just a small kiss," John urges. "Tyr's kinda...manly."

"Yes, just a little one, I do not want Harper to get jealous."

Yeah, the whole manly thing was the problem. Cameron took a deep breath. It was a hologram, right? So it wasn't like he'd really be kissing someone. Right?

"Fine," he grumbled and moved towards Tyr.

Tyr swept Cameron into a passionate clinch.

Apparently Neitzscheans have a different idea of what constitutes a 'little kiss'.

Hologram. Hologram. Hologram.

Yeah, it wasn't helping. Trying not to concentrate on the lip action, he reached for the nearest holster on Tyr's body and pulled out the gun, quickly pulling back he levelled it at Tyr.

"Okay, now can you open that door or not?"

Tyr looked hurt. "Wasn't I good enough for you?"

"More like not girly enough," Cameron said, slightly disturbed. Keeping an eye on Tyr, he moved towards the door and shut the lock from inside.

"Wow," John says. "That was pretty badass."

Cameron kicked open the door and stuck his head out, checking if the coast was clear. "I didn't date Vala for so long and not pick up on some tricks."

"Are we in the clear?" John asks.

"Seems so," Cameron moved into the hall and lowered his gun. The excercise had been just to get out of the cell. "Uh, can we possibly never mention that?" he asked, waving towards Tyr.

"I won't mention it," John laughs. "But it go us out. Go us!"

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