http://drywitmartini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-21 05:09 pm

Careers Fair, Fandom High Front Lawn, Friday Afternoon, 07/21/06

By lunch time, the booths were set up, the guests had arrived and there was quaint music playing from somewhere undetermined. Hawkeye is walking around with one of those portable microphone/speaker set-ups, roaming from booth to booth announcing the various guests that have come to Fandom to talk about their professions.

And despite what the mainland weather forecast said, it was definitely a nice, fine day.

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] divine-southpaw.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yes siree, we do have a fine assortment of left handed spatulas," Ned replies. "In all colors and material!"

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you sell stuff that could be used by left *and* right handers or just left-only?"

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] divine-southpaw.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I cater specifically to left handed people," Ned says. "But, if you're talented enough, I'm sure you could make a left handed item into a comfortable fit for a right hander."

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"What about left-handed volleyballs? Got any of them?"

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] divine-southpaw.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Not with me, fine fellow, but I'm sure I could rustle you up a volleyball or two that is suited for a left hander like you!"

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks. I like your sweater."

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] divine-southpaw.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, tha-diddily-nk you, educated student of America," Ned says, tugging on his sweater. "It's one of a kind, I'll tell you. You won't find this anywhere but in Springfield!"

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] kawalsky.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll be sure to look for one if I'm ever in the area. Well, it was good talking to you. Good luck with all of the left-handedness."

Re: BUSINESSMAN/ENTERPRENEUR

[identity profile] divine-southpaw.livejournal.com 2006-07-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Enjoy your day in a left handed world!"