http://drywitmartini.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] drywitmartini.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-21 05:09 pm

Careers Fair, Fandom High Front Lawn, Friday Afternoon, 07/21/06

By lunch time, the booths were set up, the guests had arrived and there was quaint music playing from somewhere undetermined. Hawkeye is walking around with one of those portable microphone/speaker set-ups, roaming from booth to booth announcing the various guests that have come to Fandom to talk about their professions.

And despite what the mainland weather forecast said, it was definitely a nice, fine day.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Twenty dollars," John amends. "Oooh, oooh, you could be like my own private detective!"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm a nanny," she said, pointing to the sign on her booth. "Not a detective. Ladies aren't detectives."

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bitterwoman's a detective!"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
She looked blank. "Who?"

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Never mind," John says and shrugs. "If you ever nanny for someone named Umberto Skeeter, call me!"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"I suppose I could do that," she said, nodding solemnly.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks, Mar!"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"...no," she said, shaking her head. "Miss Poppins, if you please."

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do the kids you nanny have to call you that too?"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Nanny' is not a verb," she pointed out.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do the kids you...nannify have to call you that too?"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"It depends on the children," she said, blinking a little.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"If I was wee, would you nannify me if my parents asked?"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are not wee," she pointed out.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can be wee!" And he gets down on his knees. Yes, he really does.

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mary stared down at him, and said, "My heavens, you seem to have shrunk. Now, all good growing boys need medicine."

And she pulled out a bottle of something green.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh damn," he says.

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
She poured a spoonful, and added something to it before offering it to him. "Drink up."

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He does because, what the hell, and grimaces immediately. "Wow, that's sour."

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it?" she asked, frowning a little. "Well, it's good for you."

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"It tastes like old peanut butter with sour cream and onion!"

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"...I'm sorry? That sounds...very odd and unpleasant. Oh dear. But now you'll grow up big and strong!"

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
John gags and gets up off his knees. "Thanks, Mar."

He gags again.

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[identity profile] just-a-spoonful.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Miss Poppins," she corrected.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-07-21 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure, fine, Miss Poopings," John grumbles, still tasting peanut butter and sour cream.