Sexual Education [07/20] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, in addition to straight-up intercourse - rod A into slot B, we all know the drill - there are things to add to the routine," Becky said without preamble. "There are toys, roleplaying and plenty of other additions to the fun."

She grinned. "So what we're going to do is I'm going to send you out today with something that one might find in a typical sexual toybox. Y'all probably heard about this workshop last session. Some of you probably saw the effects."

"Some of you will get toys, some will get costumes, some will get lotions...and I want you to come back next week and tell me how you used them." She shrugged. "Your choice as to how you use them, whether it be for sex or your own devious purposes."

"Oh, and we didn't do introductions last week," she said, "so we're doing that this week. Name, year, where you're from, and what you look for in your sexual partner of choice. After that, you'll get your assigned paraphernalia, and no, before you ask, no one can trade. No, no, Pip and Phoebe. Not even you guys, who, yeah, I messed up on purpose because it's funny. You can talk to each other about what you've been given, and test them out in class, but I want you to use whatever you're given at least once outside of class.

And, yeah, if you have questions or whatever, you can ask me or something," she said, shrugging.

[Remember last week, when you shouldn't have been reading class at work? Doubly so this week, and PLZ to not be clicking the links at work or school.

Also, guys, seriously? Becky DOES NOT CARE how you use what you've been given. I expect humor and lots of it.

Finally, wait for OCD thanks DONE.]

Comments

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Becky nodded seriously. "I'm about thisclose to converting a few of them."

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Whoa, man." Blair's eyes widened. "That's so cool. Do you have a way to get them to a convent or something? Like an underground hooker railroad?"

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Becky paused for a moment, and then shrugged. "Sure. Yeah, we have an underground hooker railroad. That's it exactly."

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced enough that he was practically vibrating. "Could I see it sometime? I'll totally keep it a secret."

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Are you a hooker?" Becky asked.

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"No." Blair pouted a little. "But I sympathize with the cause."

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"We can only let hookers see it," she said, oh so sadly.

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Oh." Blair was bummed. "Is there a take-a-kid-to-work day with hookers? Or an internship program where you could be a hooker for a day?"

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"You'd have to have sex for money. Are you up for it?" she asked, raising a brow.

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Uh...um..." Blair was glad that he had already lost the bet for today because he was blushing rather brightly. "Maybe I could be a hooker assistant? Less with the having sex for money and more with the holding purses and buying groceries?"

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"We don't have those," she replied.

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Do you need one? I can be very helpful!" Blair smiled charmingly.

Re: Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"I think I'm fine for the time being, but if we ever need one, you'll be the first I call," she promised seriously.

Re: Talk to Becky

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Cool, man." Blair grinned happily. "I'll see ya later..." He looked around and dropped his voice to a whisper. "Sister Rebekah."